Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

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INCOMING REPORT

ID: Lebowski, Denton
Rank: Recruit

Note: I'm still uncomfortable with use of the guncam. I apologize for the lack of visuals.

Subject: California system patrol
Superior: Hank Goodman
Base of launch: Fort Bush, New York

Goodman spend like an hour on the toilet before we could finally leave, but when we did everything was quiet. We made it to California without any trouble.
There I scanned a bounty hunter bomber with callsign Dodge-, who turned out to be carrying 2 tons of Cardamine. He head into the New York system where we followed him and pulled him over for questing.
He explained that he was an ex-Outcast hooked on Cardamine for medical reasons, stating he would die without. He sounded pretty convincing, so we gave him the option to escort him back to Cortez so he could do his damn cardy outside of Liberty. But he claimed that some 'revenge' was more important than his health, so he dropped the Cardamine and Goodman destroyed it.
After that we head back to West Point because Goodman had to use the toilet again.


Shortly after, I responded to an emergency call from the Fort Bush-Pittsburgh tradelane where an independent pirate in a Zoner gunboat was opening fire on a civilian transport. I assisted the navy in its destruction. Officer Amy McTavish was also en route in the LPI ambulance, but with no casualties we immediately begun the next patrol.

Subject: New York system patrol
Superior: Amy McTavish
Base of launch: Fort Bush

As soon as we left Fort Bush we responded to a call regarding a pirate named The Joker at the West Point-California tradelane. There we found several navy already engaged and stood on standby just in case. The Joker fled and one of his goons was destroyed.
Then a thousand nomads appeared from the Badlands. There were atleast three hundred battleships, and some of them were battleships WITHIN battleships. It was just me and McTavish against this massive armada... but we put up an amazing fight. I destroyed atleast fivehundred of the small ones and like twohundred battleships and gunboats. Then we chased the remaining fleet into the Badlands and we mopped them up good, destroyed several Rogue patrols in the process. But then the biggest ship I have ever seen came along. Bigger than a planet! Luckily I saw a small airvent on the side, so I told McTavish to leg it as I flew right in. I dodged all the turret fire and aimed my ship right at the vent, then ejected! My patriot flew right into the main engine room and the whole thing blew up. I thought I was done for too but McTavish picked me up just in time and we left the Badlands with a giant explosion behind us.
It was all a bit too much for McTavish so she went to land at West Point for a break while I continued to Fort Bush to get some food. All in a day's work for me.

END REPORT

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LPI-Denton.Lebowski[O] -Patriots destroyed: 7
LY-Akihabara -Golden Chrysanthemums captured: 118
Church.of.Betelgeuse -Cultists gained: 0
[RHA]Eric.Collins -"Donations" recieved: 2
DHC-Miner.Hitzacker -Anti-radiation drugs taken: countless