Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
I've found a new way to talk to myself! It may prove to be extremely useful, or extremely annoying. gently-men and robots, I present to you... Chat Log.
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I began the day like any other. A greeting to New York.
Brakelatabasaasta: Umber-hum. Brakelatabasaasta: Raise your hand if you're in New York! Lurker: ayee Brakelatabasaasta: I never said Simon says! You lose!
Then I found a poor, lost little squid.
Brakelatabasaasta: You look lost. CHaos.: ***darkname....answers(?)*** Brakelatabasaasta: What are you doing so far from home? CHaos.: ***no...song....outcast....*** CHaos.: ***must.....find....lightsong***
He was cute. We talked a bit, and then he left to find a light. Or a song. Or something. So after the baby-squid left, I partook of some of my usual recreation...
Synth.Foods|004: I see you went a blew yourself up.... Brakelatabasaasta: Lies! Brakelatabasaasta: I did no such thing. Synth.Foods|004: THen why did you " self inflicted catostrohpic decompressonize" Brakelatabasaasta: SHHHHHHH. Brakelatabasaasta: Just Brakelatabasaasta: SHHHHHHHH.
And... some other stuff happened, too. Like diseased people. And toxic foods. And hearing aids. And then, a complete stranger arrived!
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, Theo! You finally came! I thought I'd never see you again! Theophilus: Say what now? Brakelatabasaasta: Now what say?
Followed buy a gift of friends. There were light shows, and we all had so much fun! Then a Liberty Bigship showed up.
Twilight.Crow: Look! Twilight.Crow: Battleship! Brakelatabasaasta: I'm gonna play with the battleships now! Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel. Twilight.Crow: *laughs, slapping his knee* Brakelatabasaasta: Ah, my head... Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship! Twilight.Crow: Uh... Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel. Synth.Foods|004: I assume he isnt playing with a full deck..... Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, my head... Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship! Death: Brakelatabasaasta was killed by a hostile vessel. Brakelatabasaasta: Oh, my head... Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! A battleship! Brakelatabasaasta: ... Brakelatabasaasta: I think I'll leave it alone.
But the real fun started when the big museum-robot-guy came along... I asked him some questions!
Brakelatabasaasta: So tell me, mister robot-bot... why are you 1.4? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::This unit is DSE S.E. AI version 1.4:: Brakelatabasaasta: What's the D stand for? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Query::What D does ship:Brakelat--something:: refer to?:: Brakelatabasaasta: DSE S.E. AI... What's the D for? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering:: Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the S stand for? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering:: Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the E stand for? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::~~BZzzZt~ ::DSE Abbreviation::Deep Space Engineering:: Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. What's the other S stand for? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::System Error:----:System Error:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Querying internal command core:: Brakelatabasaasta: So the S.E. stands for... system error? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::----BEEP-----:: Brakelatabasaasta: Deep Space Engineering System Error... what's the A stand for? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::BEEP--------Protocol B1:: Brakelatabasaasta: Okay. So, it's Deep Space Engineering, System Error... Beep B1? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::BEEP::--Hostile Core overload detected::Activating M.A.D. Protocol:: Brakelatabasaasta: But A can't stand for B! Brakelatabasaasta: Unlesss there's a C. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing Overload of Nomad Power Cell unit:: Brakelatabasaasta: And to get from point A to point C, you need the B. Brakelatabasaasta: So wait. Brakelatabasaasta: What was the D for again? Twilight.Crow: Devilcakes, I think. Brakelatabasaasta: Overload of a cell... is that... good? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Overload of Systems core online::Overload of Nuclear Power core activated:: Brakelatabasaasta: Devilcakes! Okay. So Devilcakes Space... what was the E for again? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Attaching to hostile ship:: Brakelatabasaasta: Attaching? Like velcro? Twilight.Crow: Oh... Twilight.Crow: AUGH! Brakelatabasaasta: Oooh... that looks dirty. Twilight.Crow: Get those dern claws off me! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: Commencing critical systems core overload:: Twilight.Crow: I'm gettin' outta here. Brakelatabasaasta: So wait. Wait wait wait. Don't do it. Stop! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing self destruct sequence:: Brakelatabasaasta: Calm down! Brakelatabasaasta: No! Wait! I need you to tell me what the D stands for again!
Yeah, it got really confused, and started spinnin' and shootin' and latchin' on to things... and then he disappeared.
Brakelatabasaasta: So... did he... explode? Twilight.Crow: I think so.
But then he came back.
Brakelatabasaasta: Oh hey! He's back! Twilight.Crow: OH NO! Twilight.Crow: RUN! Brakelatabasaasta: Hey! Wait! Stop! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Preparing to latch to hostile target:: Brakelatabasaasta: Wait! Stop! Brakelatabasaasta: I need you to tell me what the D stands for. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Query Input Failed:: Twilight.Crow: AUGH! Twilight.Crow: Git away! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile AI unit detected::Twilight Crow:: Brakelatabasaasta: Hey. HEY! Mister robot-bot. You're being weird. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Nomad Unit detected::Twilight crow:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Phantom unit detected::Twilight Crow DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Systems error:: Brakelatabasaasta: Crow! You never told me you were a Nomad AND a Phantom! Wow, two of my best friends, all in one! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile A.D.M.I.N. Unit detected:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Twilight Crow:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile::Civilian unit detected::Twilight crow:: Twilight.Crow: Uh oh. Twilight.Crow: It's comin' back! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR:: Brakelatabasaasta: So Twilight.Crow. Are you gonna explain this to me? I never knew you were so many things. Brakelatabasaasta: You've been hiding things from me! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Zoner Battleship detected::Twilight crow:: Twilight.Crow: Me neither kid, me neither. I just got a bad memory, I guess. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Rheinland Nomad Cruiser detected::Twilight Crow:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR:: Brakelatabasaasta: Cool! Your Salvager is a Rheinland Cruiser in disguise? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Activating Mining Arms::Latching to ship::Twilight Crow:: Brakelatabasaasta: Sooooo... you two hugging? Twilight.Crow: Maybe if I keep reaaaaaaaaaaaaal still... Twilight.Crow: *hyperventilating* Twilight.Crow: AUGH! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Commencing Critical Nuclear Code Meltodwn:: Twilight.Crow: Rah! Brakelatabasaasta: What's that mean? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::SYSTEM ERROR:: Brakelatabasaasta: What was the S for again? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Hostile Phantom Unit detected::Jack Norris:: Brakelatabasaasta: Cool! So many Phantom friends!
So many secrets! I never knew that this Twilightman was so many interesting things! Then, some secret agent man came with a secret agent plan and called a technician.
DSE)Wilson: What's wrong, officer? =LSF=Jack.Norris: It has a serious software bug. Twilight.Crow: You think? Brakelatabasaasta: By the way, I had nothing to do with this malfunction. At all. Brakelatabasaasta: Like, I was in a different room when it happened.
And he fixed it.
DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::BEEP--System reboot code initiated:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE AI UNIT OFFLINE:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Booting up DSE AI unit:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Bootup overwritten::---Booting up default Windows OS file:: =LSF=Jack.Norris: WIndows? =LSF=Jack.Norris: That explains a lot. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Error::Window OS failure::Referring to Basic Linux OS system:: Twilight.Crow: OH- Twilight.Crow: We're doomed. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Opening Audio Arrays::Incoming communications:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Callsign::Norom Diputs::Patching global transmission:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Oy there, the bloody hell are you freaks o' nature doing to my beauty?! =LSF=Jack.Norris: Preventing my ship from being mined. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "How the buggers did you guys manage to screw up the AI commands?!" Brakelatabasaasta: I was just asking a question, sir! I didn't do anything! =LSF=Jack.Norris: Don't look at ME. Twilight.Crow: We asked it questions. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "WHAT THE !&@(%." DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "The code is all ruined!: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "What the blazes did you do" Brakelatabasaasta: Like I said. I've got nothing to do with this. Like, at all. I did nothing. Twilight.Crow: Who did it, then? DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Hold on...who's the smart alec who asked the Kiosk what D meant several times" =LSF=Jack.Norris: Ahem. =LSF=Jack.Norris: Brack. Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. Um. That was... some other guy. Brakelatabasaasta: His name was, like... Darkstar. Brakelatabasaasta: Yeah. DarkStar. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "Oy, you, Breake---whatever your cracked up name is...I...don't think...you did this" DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "What the buggers..." DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: "I swear, if I find out any of you dolts did this....you'll be hearing from my lawyer" Brakelatabasaasta: Yup. There was this guy named DarkStar, see, and he kept asking what the "D" was for. Twilight.Crow: Yeah, that was Darkstar. Brakelatabasaasta: I told him to stop, but he wouldn't listen! DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Transmission Ended::Restoring Fixed State:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE AI unit online::Systems activated:: DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::Bypassing Advertisements::Returning to Manhattan Orbit:: Brakelatabasaasta: So. Now that we're all better... Brakelatabasaasta: What does the D-- wait. No. I know. Devilcakes. Twilight.Crow: Yeah... Twilight.Crow: Just go with that. Brakelatabasaasta: Devilcakes it is, then. DSE)Sentinel.Kiosk_v1.4: ::DSE Abbreviation::Devil~~BSzztTTt~Deep Space Engineering::
And that was that! Funtimes with Brakelatabasaasta!
So, you other imaginary people who can sometimes read my thoughts... did this wonderful log of chat make you happy and squealing with delight, or was it painful and brain-hurt-giving? Brakelatabasaasta demands an answer! Different form of storytelling may be too different.
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