I can haz skype

[darthbeck]

[8:41:44 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): In the begining...
[8:41:48 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): There was the word.
[8:41:52 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): No u
[8:41:57 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And it was written by a baboon.
[8:41:57 PM] Dabbykins: Yus
[8:42:13 PM] Chris Shake: in the beginning, there was Command & Conquer and Warcraft...
[8:42:23 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And in the end...
[8:42:26 PM] Dabbykins: Shut up, you're ruining the moment
[8:42:40 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): There was the game.
[8:42:55 PM] Dabbykins: In the end, there was Dab. His presence killed the world, because everyone had the urge to shoot themselves because of him.
[8:42:59 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And it was written by The baboon.
[8:43:14 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): [8:42 PM] Dabbykins: In the end, there was Dab. His presence killed the world, because everyone had the urge to shoot themselves because of him.

<<< I agree.
[8:43:18 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And his name was howard.
[8:43:31 PM] Ian: The baboon?
[8:43:55 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): A baboon named Howard?
[8:43:58 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Yes.
[8:44:05 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): That...
[8:44:07 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): is kickass
[8:44:22 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Was his brother a Monkey named Bob?
[8:44:27 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): No.
[8:44:32 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): For that was the end.
[8:44:38 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins was just about to make a comment about an Ape named Bob. **** you Austin.
[8:44:38 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Aww.
[8:44:39 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then, There was the begining.
[8:44:43 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): HAH
[8:44:47 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): GET SOME!:D
[8:44:51 PM] The Fist Adamant: Baboons? What is this, ancient Egyptian mythology?
[8:44:56 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins takes the cookies.
[8:44:57 PM] Dabbykins: GOT SOME!
[8:44:59 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): This is the Game.
[8:45:01 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): GET SOME!
[8:45:02 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m198/Wa...hilim/Jihad.gif
[8:45:09 PM] The Fist Adamant: Blasted game...
[8:45:13 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): You can have the cookies dab.
[8:45:14 PM] Dabbykins: No fist, we don't have Cats here.
[8:45:46 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): This is all going on ICHS
[8:45:49 PM] The Fist Adamant: I should 'ope not. I 'ave a very strict no pets policy 'ere.
[8:46:00 PM] The Fist Adamant: Which reminds me.
[8:46:01 PM] The Fist Adamant: DIETER!
[8:46:05 PM] Dabbykins: Baboons and Apes aren't pets
[8:46:07 PM] Dabbykins: So
[8:46:09 PM] Dabbykins: Howard stays
[8:46:14 PM] The Fist Adamant: Tell that to the Buccaneers.
[8:46:21 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins will.
[8:46:24 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins will...
[8:46:37 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Howard is the begining, and the end. Of all things. Except dabs ego.
[8:46:38 PM | Edited 8:46:47 PM] The Fist Adamant: Jingles is scary...
[8:46:56 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Which is contained solely in howards excretment.
[8:47:04 PM] Ian: http://i600.photobucket.com/albums/tt83/Wa...tosin100182.jpg
[8:47:24 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then he slept.
[8:47:25 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): http://media.photobucket.com/image/jihad/C...aabbbb.jpg?o=10
[8:47:31 PM] Dabbykins: That, Will, is because Dab's ego is the enormous mass that contains our universe, and it will eventually consume everything, condensing it until it powers another big bang.
[8:47:36 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins 's Big Bang Theory.
[8:47:45 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then, there was the word...
[8:47:51 PM] Dabbykins: And thus
[8:48:01 PM] Dabbykins: All can be called the invention of Dab
[8:48:09 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And thus, howard had a reason.
[8:48:12 PM] Dabbykins: For without Dab, there would be no Baboon Named Howard to make the word.
[8:48:28 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And without the word, paradoxes cannot exsist.
[8:48:35 PM] Dabbykins: (Austin, you better not ICHS all this)
[8:48:42 PM] Carmen: Oh god...
[8:48:43 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Oh
[8:48:45 PM] Carmen: Please...
[8:48:55 PM] Carmen: No skype paradoxes...
[8:48:58 PM] Carmen: Just no...
[8:48:59 PM] Dabbykins: Bow Georgia, bow.
[8:48:59 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): I only ICHS'd up until Dabbykins Will, will
[8:49:06 PM] Dabbykins: Good
[8:49:18 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Cause that was the only funny part.:D
[8:49:23 PM] Carmen: Carmen refuses to bow.
[8:49:25 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then.
[8:49:32 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): There was Jihad...
[8:49:36 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): BOW DAMMIT!!! XD
[8:49:37 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And all that was ceased to be.
[8:50:01 PM] The Fist Adamant: [8:48 PM] Dabbykins: Bow Georgia, bow.

<<<
[8:49 PM] Carmen: Carmen refuses to bow.

<<< Is it bad that every single time you said it, I thought you were saying "blow"?
[8:50:20 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Lmfao....
[8:50:25 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Yes, it is. (rofl)
[8:50:52 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): And then, the jihad sprofled
[8:52:23 PM] Dabbykins: (I'm not sure that is forum appropriate Beck..)
[8:53:33 PM] The Fist Adamant: /commands
[8:54:09 PM] Dabbykins: /help you mean?
[8:54:18 PM] The Fist Adamant: Yeah, already did that.
[8:56:04 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins is bored.
[8:56:11 PM] Dabbykins: Beck
[8:56:14 PM] Dabbykins: Austy
[8:56:18 PM] Dabbykins: You two
[8:56:18 PM] Dabbykins: Should make a new character
[8:56:19 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): How may i assist?
[8:56:23 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Hmm.
[8:56:26 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Oh?
[8:57:20 PM] Dabbykins: Oh. Yes.
[8:58:29 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Perhaps a little more infomation about said character would be... "Good"?
[8:58:52 PM] Dabbykins: GC
[8:59:25 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Uh...
[8:59:30 PM] The Fist Adamant: No, Buccaneer!
[8:59:37 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Joseph DeFrance (Murphy) is already a Buccaneer
[8:59:44 PM] The Fist Adamant: Good point.
[8:59:53 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Joseph DeFrance (Murphy) makes Austin Goodmen into a Buccaneer.
[8:59:55 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): >_>
[9:00:00 PM] Dabbykins: NO.
[9:00:04 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Lmfao XD
[9:00:26 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Why can't Goodmen be a Buccaneer? XD
[9:00:33 PM] Dabbykins: Because
[9:00:36 PM] Dabbykins: Then Evyn has to kill him
[9:00:40 PM] Ian: Samura!
[9:00:41 PM] Dabbykins: And she can't torment him, if he's dead.
[9:00:42 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): I remember when you tried to get me to join kiretsu..
[9:00:58 PM] Dabbykins: Pictures or it didn't happen
[9:01:06 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): Lmfao
[9:01:11 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): I see...
[9:01:19 PM] The Fist Adamant: He could always run away instead of being killed.
[9:01:25 PM] The Fist Adamant: After all, that's the Buccaneer way.
[9:01:31 PM] Dabbykins: No, I actually use CDs, unlike most BAF
[9:01:32 PM] Dabbykins: Therefor
[9:01:34 PM] Dabbykins: I spam.
[9:01:37 PM | Edited 9:01:37 PM] Dabbykins: A lot.
[9:01:39 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): That is true.
[9:01:43 PM] The Fist Adamant: We've gotten away under CD fire before.
[9:01:51 PM] Dabbykins: Not my CD fire.
[9:01:56 PM] The Fist Adamant: Or we could always pull the "honest traders" schpiel.
[9:02:05 PM] Dabbykins: Which doesn't work on me.
[9:02:10 PM] Dabbykins: Besides
[9:02:12 PM] Dabbykins: Evyn
[9:02:14 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): See?
[9:02:16 PM] Dabbykins: Isn't an honest soldier
[9:02:19 PM] Dabbykins: So being an honest trader
[9:02:23 PM] Dabbykins: Ain't gonna help you a damn bit.:D
[9:02:24 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): I bumped your chat dab.
[9:03:17 PM] crowtbrobot: Oh wow, I missed a lot.
[9:03:18 PM] The Fist Adamant: [9:02 PM] Dabbykins: Ain't gonna help you a damn bit.

<<< But we sell actuall definitely-not-stolen merchandise!
[9:03:33 PM] The Fist Adamant: Robotic components at half the price anywhere else.
[9:03:59 PM] Dabbykins: Which means less money I can extort from people by abusing my status as Captain and MI5 agent.
[9:04:04 PM] Dabbykins: That ain't a mark in your favor.
[9:04:13 PM] The Fist Adamant: Hey, you'd extort money from us?
[9:04:21 PM] The Fist Adamant: That would be awesome...
[9:05:17 PM] Dabbykins: I've done it before..
[9:05:31 PM] Dabbykins: I've even extorting a barrel of whiskey from a Luxury Liner in New London
[9:05:44 PM] Dabbykins: While stalling our Commodore so he doesn't realize what I was doing.
[9:05:45 PM] The Fist Adamant: Sounds awesome.
[9:05:46 PM] Dabbykins: It was funny.:D
[9:05:52 PM] The Fist Adamant: We're entirely extortable.
[9:06:01 PM | Edited 9:06:05 PM] The Fist Adamant: Giving gifts is preferable to being dead.
[9:06:53 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): This is a pretty bad ass show.
[9:06:54 PM] Joseph DeFrance (Murphy): O.O
[9:07:23 PM] Dabbykins: Oh noes
[9:07:25 PM] Dabbykins: Dieter writing
[9:07:35 PM] Beck(slayer of idiocy): Oh hell..
[9:07:39 PM] Dabbykins: Dabbykins quickly removes the messages about his 'encounter' with the Luxury Liner.
[9:07:44 PM] dietersmeep: mwgh
[9:07:55 PM] Dabbykins: Oh, he's just.. Ya know.. Drunk.

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