I can haz skype

[Grumblesaur]

[7:10:12 PM] Skype Viagra (James): We need to RP Livia and whatsherface again.
[7:10:21 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Angie, that's it.
[7:10:39 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Why don't you try a romance plot with EXJ...He can be ANYTHING you want him to be.
[7:11:14 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Because the last time I attempted communication with it, I was ignored.
[7:11:15 PM] Skype Viagra (James): >_>
[7:11:25 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Because I was eating dinner.
[7:11:36 PM] Skype Viagra (James): D:
[7:11:37 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): >.>
[7:11:44 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Slot-saver.
[7:12:20 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): SHUT UP!
[7:12:26 PM] Skype Viagra (James): I'm kidding!
[7:12:36 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): waND jbNAWBfn AEfgQ*d gAWDA W
[7:13:26 PM] Skype Viagra (James): ????
[7:13:39 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): 0_0
[7:13:50 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Alt + 0191
[7:14:38 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Meh.
[7:15:04 PM] Skype Viagra (James): So do you want to or not?
[7:15:41 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Angie is like...involved with another person. She's trying to go clean. Being lesbian with some hottie in a Yacht would be incredibly sexy, yes, but against the character. Making it OORP.
[7:16:01 PM] Skype Viagra (James): With whom are you, then?
[7:17:05 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Alvin Katz.
[7:17:18 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Citizen Katz?
[7:17:28 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Yurp.
[7:17:30 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Dude.
[7:17:33 PM] Skype Viagra (James): You're made of win.
[7:17:38 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I know.
[7:19:23 PM] Skype Viagra (James): So, a Rogue siding with the Coalition...
[7:19:46 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): She quit the Rogues.
[7:19:50 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Oh?
[7:20:14 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Yurp.
[7:20:23 PM] Skype Viagra (James): And what are you now...?
[7:20:35 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): LRF, I think.
[7:20:45 PM] Skype Viagra (James): I still don't know what that is.
[7:22:21 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Liberty Reformation Force?
[7:22:34 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): No.
[7:22:41 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Liberty Revolutionary Front.
[7:23:01 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): And EXJ is available. If you want, I can set something up. Like a date. With...a carrier-sized robot.
[7:23:25 PM] Skype Viagra (James): I was close, and I'm not about to start screwing AI.
[7:23:30 PM] Skype Viagra (James): (That's Kazinsal's job.)
[7:23:57 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): ..........
[7:24:05 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): But...EXJ needs luff.
[7:24:22 PM] Skype Viagra (James): What's it gonna use? A turret?
[7:25:00 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): No...he has an avatar.
[7:25:11 PM] Skype Viagra (James): A hologram, you mean.
[7:25:18 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): No.
[7:25:20 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Android.
[7:25:25 PM] Skype Viagra (James): O_o
[7:25:39 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Cold, metal, walking strapon.
[7:26:07 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): NO!
[7:26:11 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): He can be warm./..
[7:26:26 PM] Skype Viagra (James): You're not very easy to joke with...
[7:26:58 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I just hate it when people make fun of my first character.
[7:27:14 PM] Skype Viagra (James): <Heating metal (male genital part)> ... <Process complete> <Initiate secksorz>
[7:27:34 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Yes...
[7:27:35 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Can I get computer viruses from him?
[7:27:38 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): No.
[7:27:41 PM] Skype Viagra (James): >_>
[7:27:47 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): You lack the appropriate ports.
[7:28:02 PM] Skype Viagra (James): I laughed so hard at that.
[7:28:12 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): As did I.
[7:28:40 PM] Skype Viagra (James): <Sex error: Port incompatible>
[7:30:34 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): No, just incompatible for viruses.
[7:30:39 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Kidding.
[7:30:40 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I guarantee, the sex will be amusing.
[7:30:55 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Amusing? Interesting adjective for sex.
[7:37:29 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Yes.
[7:37:37 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): How about HAWT
[7:37:54 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Well, he -does- have to warm his robo-(male genital part) up...
[7:43:14 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): He does.
[7:43:20 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): He uses...hot water.
[7:44:05 PM] Skype Viagra (James): O_O
[7:44:45 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): And the warmth of those he makes love to.
[7:45:04 PM] Skype Viagra (James): I.E.: No-one.
[7:45:45 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): How do you know?
[7:45:52 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): He has a humanoid body.
[7:45:54 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): It's just an android.
[7:46:01 PM] Skype Viagra (James): It's weird.
[7:49:01 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Ever seen the movie AI?
[7:49:07 PM] Skype Viagra (James): No.
[7:49:15 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Ummm...
[7:49:18 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Blade Runner...?
[7:49:32 PM] Skype Viagra (James): No.
[7:50:38 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Urgh...
[7:50:53 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): You're boring. You just want lesbian sex, right? Well my trader is free.
[7:51:17 PM] Skype Viagra (James): I was hoping to RP, the lesbian sex would've been a possibility.
[7:51:29 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Dammit, Shag, I'm not that perverse!
[7:52:22 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): .......
[7:52:25 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I am.
[7:52:50 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Well, obviously. You have a sexually-capable AI.
[7:53:03 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): EXJ is practically human.
[7:53:11 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Still AI.
[7:53:19 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Doesn't make it any different!
[7:53:33 PM] Skype Viagra (James): AI require programming by humans!
[7:53:52 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): HE BECAME SENTIENT!
[7:53:54 PM] Skype Viagra (James): (Wait, that means humans having sex with EXJ would be dominant regardless of gender or gender-role.)
[7:54:06 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): EXJ has a male persona.
[7:54:37 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): So..
[7:54:39 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): He likes girls.
[7:55:17 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Maybe you should build him a female robot partner?
[7:55:48 PM] Skype Viagra (James): So yeah. "Fapple pie."
[7:56:01 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Sooooooooo sexy.
[7:56:57 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Ugh..want lesbian sex with Angie? Fine. She's still infiltrating pirate ranks. She'll do it...but I doubt she'll enjoy it. Regardless, she'll do it.
[7:56:58 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): You win.
[7:57:10 PM] Skype Viagra (James): I wasn't forcing you, dammit!
[7:57:21 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Stop misinterpreting this conversation!
[7:57:29 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): THIS IS REVERSE PSYCHOLOGY!
[7:57:39 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I'M A PSYCHIATRIST, GOD DAMMIT!
[7:57:48 PM] Skype Viagra (James): And you, a weak-minded fool, are falling for it,.
[7:57:58 PM] Skype Viagra (James): IF it is reverse psychology, that is.
[7:58:06 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Who cares.
[7:58:19 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): So when will we plan this?
[7:58:20 PM] Skype Viagra (James): You do, since you're apparently playing hard-to-get.
[8:00:07 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): I have to go.
[8:00:15 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): We shall talk about our pimping later.
[8:00:30 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Have fun.
[8:00:38 PM] Jacob(Shagohad): Auf wiedersehen.
[8:00:59 PM] Skype Viagra (James): Vale.

I wasn't attempting reverse psychology, he's just paranoid.

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