To The Lane Hackers

[Elven]

[Incoming transmission...]
[Source: ERROR]
[Target: Shasta Orbital Skyhook]

Greetings, mr Holiday! I'm not leader of Lane Hacker faction, but we hooked up your transmission by the way on Beamount, for what I'm sorry. I heard that this vessel is infected by some new desease, named "lolshooting". Researches of this deasease, seems, are classifisied by Navy, as I haven't heard about it...
Also, few day ago we've hooked up transmission from Omicron Gamma to New Tokyo, with attention about unknown ship type travelling around the world...
I bring appologies for actions of this..ship.
If he had done any harm to you, just say..
Currently I'm working on this problem.
P.S. And don't even hope it could have any our equipment, exept for turrets. I've checked technologies of this ship, they are so weak, that can't detect me on 5 000 m range.