ZUI Travel Advisory

[Knuthetal]

Comm ID: Ernest "Ducky" Knuth
Address: Victor Robinson, ZUI
Subject: Your travel advisory

Hear the loud alarum bells - brazen bells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright!
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune...

On a related note, my dear chap, fancy presenting us with a handy listing of these "several different reports"?

A handy chart of the pilots involved on both sides would be just smashing, while we're at it.

Toodle-oo,
Ducky.

PS: And should you think that my TAZ affiliation renders me a non-party...
I do consider myself an independent Zoner. I just have awesome friends.

* DO NOT FOLD, SPINDLE
* OR MUTILATE. <strike>SERIOUS</strike>

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