ZUI Travel Advisory

[Quorg]

Comm ID: Ernest "Ducky" Knuth
Address: Victor Robinson, ZUI
Subject: Your travel advisory

Hear the loud alarum bells - brazen bells!
What a tale of terror, now, their turbulency tells!
In the startled ear of night
How they scream out their affright!
Too much horrified to speak,
They can only shriek, shriek,
Out of tune...

On a related note, my dear chap, fancy presenting us with a handy listing of these "several different reports", ideally with a handy chart of the pilots involved on both sides?

Toodle-oo,
Ducky.

* DO NOT FOLD, SPINDLE
* OR MUTILATE. <strike>SERIOUS</strike>

You may visit the halls of the Zoner Alliance and view my transmission there for more information.
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Of course, this advisory does not concern you because you are not an independent Zoner, and are thus less vulnerable to such abuses.</strike>

Now please, to all others- if you have any comments or questions, direct them to another channel.
Thank you.

-Victor Robinson

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.