Death [Jesters]

[Gentle]

Hail factions of sirius.

I Punchinella Chief Jocular of the Guild of Death Jesters hereby announce our intention to provide ye with merriment and an extra set of guns should Ye be requirin our amusin of yer royal and scummy presences. We be available to hire to any of ye with the credits to pay us. Our purpose is the entertainin of ye and yer guests with our ribald commentary on all things about ye and yer kin and to degrade an inspire fear in yer enemies.

We be only one to each faction and we plegde our support to ye with open hearts and quick tongues. When we arrive we will adopt yer faction as our own and live as yea and with yea. We live to amuse and inspire ye with our thoughts and can be the messengers to those thats not as fit to grace yea boots with me lords. The jesters can be yer mouth when ye be busy a fightin yer foes and as jesters we can lay the lords tongue down on them as facies their chances against you.

Each of us be proficient is the use of fighters or bombers and will arrive at yer palaces and dungholes with our trusty eagles until ye see fit to provide us with the correct attire of yer said faction. Each of us will be the direct report of yer great and glorious leader and we live to die by his or indeed her side.

Our guild be the ears and eyes of sirius and we can use our links with other Death Jesters to pass covert messages among your allies and we can deal misinformation to your enemies.

Rely on us mi lords and ladies. Trust us black hearted pirates. Be amused and debased by our wit and our abuse and forget us at your peril.

Dont forget each of you can only hire one jester. One jester per Master of each faction.

Ancient history has provided us with an insight dear readers and outlines our purpose delightfully. Read on!

"An officer formerly attached to a king's household, whose business it was to amuse the court by ludicrous actions and utterances, the absurdity being attested by his motley costume. The king himself being attired with dignity, it took the world some centuries to discover that his own conduct and decrees were sufficiently ridiculous for the amusement not only of his court but of all mankind. The jester was commonly called a fool, but the poets and romancers have ever delighted to represent him as a singularly wise and witty person. In the circus of to-day the melancholy ghost of the court fool effects the dejection of humbler audiences with the same jests wherewith in life he gloomed the marble hall, panged the patrician sense of humor and tapped the tank of royal tears."

"Then come jesters, musicians and trained dwarfs, And singing girls from the land of Ti-ti, To delight the ear and eye And bring mirth to the mind."

"Foolery, sir, does walk about the orb like the sun, it shines everywhere."

"We have all seen how an appropriate and well-timed joke can sometimes influence even grim tyrants. . . . The most violent tyrants put up with their clowns and fools, though these often made them the butt of open insults."

Aye ye see now!. The greatest minds in history had their man to amuse them and carry their burden of sadness away like a hawk with a mouse. Are ye one of the greatest minds of the present...... or dost thou fall like a proletarian afore the scythe at harvest.

I have the followng Death jesters available for despatch to you of great wit and cunning artifice and vision.

Punchinella
Goomley
Harlequin
Minstrel
Lu Tse


Prices are 5 million per month paid to the individual as a retainer. Your jester may request additional credits for killing your foes and will barter a price. We serve only you and require only to be at your side making you smile and your enemies flinch at our bombastic and obnoxious retorts. Ye will achieve legendary status once ye have the services of a Jester.

"Nothing is easier than to look at a fool in the mirror"

// All jesters come equipped with an eagle. Generic guns and codes. They can be tailored to suit your faction and will respect and obey the laws setout by your faction. They will take orders only from the faction leader. All jesters have mercenary ID tags which allows us to travel on your behalf to deliver messages across sirius. Recruitment as a jester is done by PM to myself with a RP story about your jester. You will be allocated a name upon approval. jesters not currently employed are given the freedom to revert to an eagle and seek employment as roving jesters until an appointment is made.

All requests for a jester to be made in this thread.

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The Madness of the Pirate King