I can haz skype

[Seth Karlo]

Want the truth? Here it is... brace yourself.

[19:28:11] Iacomus (James): SEEEETH.
VIIIIIIIDEO!
[19:28:56] Seth Karlo: ?
[19:29:05] Seth Karlo: And brb, my dinners burning
[19:29:06] Iacomus (James): "And a picture of two girls about to kiss? I have a video of two bisexual girls on a bed getting off with each other...


...that I took
"
[19:29:10] Seth Karlo: Lol, mine
[19:29:13] Seth Karlo: They would kill me
[19:29:22] Seth Karlo: We're in a... well
[19:29:27] Seth Karlo: It's not really a relationship
[19:29:30] Seth Karlo: More just frantic sex
[19:29:31] Seth Karlo: But
[19:29:33] Seth Karlo: Whatever
[19:29:36] Iacomus (James): I've heard.
[19:29:38] Seth Karlo: Anyway, back in a bit
[19:29:39] Iacomus (James): (IMG chat.)
[20:41:02] Seth Karlo: Back
[20:41:25] Iacomus (James): Right.
[20:41:37] Iacomus (James): "This type of problem requires two things: cider and a hammer"
[20:41:39] Iacomus (James): Uh...
[20:41:47] Seth Karlo: =D
[20:49:30] Seth Karlo: Aaaaaanyway
[20:49:58] Seth Karlo: Hannah says that if said video was ever seen by anyone other than myself, Steph or her, my balls would be removed.
[20:50:25] Iacomus (James): Gives new meaning to the words "private porn stash."
[20:50:31] Seth Karlo: HAhahaaa
[20:50:35] Seth Karlo: I don't really need it
[20:50:50] Seth Karlo: We usually have frantic sex about twice a week
[20:50:51] Seth Karlo: Well
[20:50:52] Seth Karlo: No
[20:51:01] Seth Karlo: Usually two of us have frantic sex twice a week
[20:51:05] Seth Karlo: Sometimes all three of us
[20:51:09] Seth Karlo: Not really a relationship
[20:51:16] Iacomus (James): I fail to see how you have such a terrible life in that light.
[20:51:24] Seth Karlo: It was originally those two dating, and then they decided they had a crush on me >.<
[20:51:27] Seth Karlo: Seth Karlo laughs
[20:51:33] Seth Karlo: It's not so bad, I do admit
[20:52:00] Seth Karlo: And we pretty regularly have drunk/stoned/both sex around once a fortnight
[20:52:06] Seth Karlo: Which ends up being a night of no sleep
[20:52:17] Seth Karlo: But I'm only telling you this to make you jealous:P
[20:52:24] Seth Karlo: ICHS?
[20:52:26] Seth Karlo::P
[20:52:29] Seth Karlo: Seth Karlo chuckles
[20:52:35] Iacomus (James): I'm 14, can't legally participate in that sort of thing anyway.
[20:52:44] Seth Karlo: Haaahaaa
[20:52:56] Seth Karlo: We've been doing this now for... I dunno
[20:53:05] Seth Karlo: They pounced me when I was drunk back in April
[20:53:14] Seth Karlo: Anyway,
[20:53:19] Seth Karlo: Seth Karlo returns to his homework
[20:53:27] Iacomus (James): When are you actually completely sober, anyway?
[20:53:32] Seth Karlo: Haha
[20:53:38] Seth Karlo: About half the times I was
[20:53:40] Seth Karlo: "Drunk"
[20:53:41] Seth Karlo: on the forums
[20:53:45] Seth Karlo: I was 100% sober mate
[20:53:57] Seth Karlo: You can tell with the following easy test
[20:54:08] Iacomus (James): Yeah, drunk people are more than likely to break their computers than to use them.
[20:54:14] Seth Karlo: 1. Is Seth posting on the forums? If so, does he use grammar?
[20:54:23] Seth Karlo: Answer: Yes: He's sober
[20:54:28] Seth Karlo: No: He may/may not be sober
[20:54:38] Seth Karlo: 2. Is Seth posting things that he would usually not say?
[20:54:48] Seth Karlo: 3. Is Seth posting bits and pieces of his past?
[20:54:56] Seth Karlo: 4. Is Seth getting pissed off with people?
[20:55:04] Seth Karlo: 5. Does Seth SAY he's drunk?
[20:55:10] Seth Karlo: Half the time I'm drunk, I won't say I am
[20:55:11] Seth Karlo::P
[20:55:18] Iacomus (James): N0t3d.
[20:55:22] Seth Karlo: Anyway, it's interesting to see how people react around you
[20:55:26] Seth Karlo: When you're "drunk"
[20:55:34] Seth Karlo: You should see some of the Screenshots I have of people
[20:55:44] Seth Karlo: Telling me stuff that they think I won't remember
[20:55:46] Iacomus (James): I can usually get some interesting reactions by trolling.
[20:55:50] Seth Karlo: Try it sometime
[20:56:03] Seth Karlo: The times I actually am drunk
[20:56:04] Iacomus (James): But you sir, have mastered the art of trolling right there.
[20:56:09] Seth Karlo: I'm either only barely drunk
[20:56:18] Seth Karlo: (Stole that, thanks)
[20:56:21] Seth Karlo: Or
[20:56:26] Seth Karlo: Have just gotten in from a party
[20:56:30] Seth Karlo: And am absolutely smashed

*GASP!*

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