ZUI Travel Advisory

[Quorg]

From: Pope Tyler Jones
Source: [TAZ]Lief.Erikson

Now, lad, I'm not sure if we're talkin' about the same Liberty. You sure you ain't gettin' it mixed up with Gallia, per chance? I've been down there hundreds o' times, and I've found the local authorities to be as polite and reasonable as it's possible for the authorities to be. Perhaps there's a problem with the Zoner in question, rather than the House o' Liberty?

I appreciate yer warnin', though, lad. I'll make sure my shields are down, and my countermeasures unloaded and powered down. That should be enough to see me safely through.

Hail Eris -><- καλλιστι -><- All Hail Discordia!

Please note the notice at the beginning of the transmission.

You are not an independent Zoner. This advisory does not apply to you.

Go away, fer cryin' out loud.

-Victor

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ATTENTION SMUGGLERS
The Midnight Express: A Slaver <strike>who doesn't completely realize what he's doing.</strike> (video)

Quorg, you're officially a moron.

...mongs like Quorg being like a malignant little cancer...

Way to be useless, Quorg.