To: Mandalorians and Outcasts

[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]I'm SO sad right now. So sad. Sad. [color=#33CC00]Yeah. Oh. Oh. I'm a lil' bit banged up from my last fight, but it sure was interesting. "Ha-ha, haa"

I had a really nice chat with Mandalorian named Samuel the other day, we talked for an hour or so. We kinda... understood each other. I've met some MMs before and I usually held pleasant feelings 'bout em as well. They're after the money and all, I do despise that. But I have to admit I dig that "honor" thingie they follow... just a lil' bit... I saw them attack their targets before, brutal efficiency but with fair numbers. Nice. Which is quite an OPPOSITE of what happened in New York few hours ago!!! I got SNACed twice while I was feeding my dogs in my sweet Tridente? How rude of them! That's low, even for my standards.

Outcasts, although we don't contact each other on regular basis or none at all, I won't forget how you treated me nicely when I needed permission to buy your toys. It is important for you to know that this... incident, and everything that will follow it, is not my fault. I was just telling jokes to that depressed traders in NY and these "honorable" MM people came in 3 bombers led by Bishop The Billy-boy, along with that LN GB, to ruin my wonderful comedy act. Thus I hope, mighty 'Casts, that our mildly friendly relations will stay the same as before, considering that the Mandalorians are your allies after all. The duty of this deranged mind is a duty I had towards you - that is to inform you why I'll just have to deal with these horrible showmen.

MM = Merry Mercenaries, I wanted us to get along, to prosper in beautiful purple shades of Coronado, which is the system we sometimes share. It was tactically wise, for both of us, not to engage on each other, hm? I guess that will change now. I guess you wanna play now. Guess what... I wanna play as well. Very. Much. So.

All those recruits waitin' in line to become my goons... Such a shame. It seems that I'll just have to recruit them a bit earlier than I expected.

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