To: Xeno Alliance
From: Cafeteria, Ouray Base, Colorado
Just eating me some lunches here and we had a thought you see?
See, me an' me eagle be wondrin why I'm out here all day without some real support, it's getting kinda old and such, being shot at by every effin' foreigner and navy force under the suns.
So I was wondrin' if me and me eagle could crash with you boys, I follow orders and shoot at them reds and blues and gorram foreigners, I hate foreigners, stealing our jobs and preshus minerals...
And Junkers.
Effing hate the filthy scums, just wanna crack em all open and show em the wrath of the spiders and snakes you know?