To: Da Leadership of da Brits

[Leo]

[Incoming Transmission]

To da leadership of da Brits

Yew guys be havin' thieves in yer membership, let me tell yas!

About 2130 standard Sirius time, me and mah crew of Junkahs be scrap clearin' in da fields in New London. We be hearin' about a chase involving a Hackar heading towards the Leeds jumphole, but we be payin' no real mind to tha chase, because it don't be involvin' us Junkahs, we're just o' mining the fields for scrap to help out our fellow Junkahs in other systems.

The chase be comin' right by our ship and through tha Leeds jumphole, but we still be payin' no mind to da chase, because it dun involve us Junkahs. But low and behold, as yer ship, "HMS-Mombasa" be comin' by where we be scrap minin', he swings by and tractors all our scrap we been clearin' out o' the field!

Naturally, I be sendin' him a comm over secure channels.



He be sayin' that he dropped tha scrap on da other side of the jumphole in Leeds. Now, I be a fairly understandin' guy. I can understand when ye be hittin' tha wrong button, on yer ship's console. It be happenin' to me all da time. However, I came through da jumphole on de other side and I find no scrap metal thar! Then the slackjaw decided ta tell me maybe I shoulda been stoppin' tha Hackar that came through that thar jumphole in ta Leeds!

That not be any o' my business ya simpleton! I tell him dat, and he be sayin' that scrap metal ain't none o' his business either, yet he interfered in mah scrap minin' business!



Then he goes off about callin' me names and such in the middle of system comms when we Junkahs be cleanin' up yer fields for yew! When yew dun wanna do it yerself! Dat be anyway to be treatin' us? Me thinks not!

I expect some kinda apology from yer command about dis travesty! Dis simply be unacceptable!...and what kinda ship name dat be anyway? I can't even hardly pronounce that dern name!

Johnathan Hatcher
Captain of the SS Joyride

[Transmission Terminated]

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