To: Da Leadership of da Brits

[BaconSoda]

Incoming Transmission...
Encryption Style: Raspberry
Origin: The Hub, New London
Subject: Lapdogs

No, Azalea, I will not meet with you. It is not of the utmost importance, as it has not come up the ladder. If you feel something is so important, you may send me a missive in triplicate, as is custom, and then I may deign to give you an appointment.

I am a very important man and I have no time for games. Good day.
~Police Commissioner Douglas Palmer

Transmission Closed

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.