To the leadership of the Bounty Hunters Guild

[Agmen of Eladesor]

---Incoming Transmission---

---Max DeVirgo, Guildmaster---

---BHG|Core-Athena, Omicron Delta---



Zoners. Excellent relations with hunters. I'm sorry - what part of the galaxy are you from? We get along, but we're not kissing each other...

Oh, wait - let me look at your name once again...

<long period of silence>

So - what you're telling me is that someone who has Kusari heritage - that same Kusari that seems hell-bent on destroying our base in Shikoku, most recently with a nuclear mine bombardment today that killed at least 40 crewmembers and another 50 civilians and caused massive damage to our offices there - has the testicular fortitude to ask for one of OUR capital ships?

I've an idea.

How about you take your request, print it out on cardstock, fold it until it's all sharp corners, and shove it so far u******************************************************

----transmission unexpectedly terminated----

---carrier signal lost---

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.