Johannes walks into the bar and slaps Herr Meissner on the shoulder. He smiles and says:
"Did you think your birthday would go un-noticed? Well, think again mein Leader."
Johannes jumps on the bar counter and raises his voice over the din.
"Meine Herren! Fellow revolutionaries! I'd like to make a toast to our uber leader who's lead us to past glories and victories. It's his birthday and while he's not getting any younger he's getting more cunning!"