UNLAWFUL CONTRACTS - BRETONIA - Molly republic bounties

[dara]

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Comm ID : Dara O'Gara
Location : Arranmore Base, Dublin
Target : Molly Republic Bounty Office

Top o' the mornin' to ye, Tobias! Aidan moight ha' gut the drop on me, so far as reportin' whut we's bin up te, but oi sees 'e aint remembered te claim no bounties! Bleedin' eejit, te be shure. Lucky fer me dat oi be awake enuff te do it fer 'im. Oi tink dat redhead 'e ran inte the udder noight moight still 'ave 'er claws in 'im. Least, 'e seemed fair happy enuff wi' 'is face buried deep in 'er cleavage, so 'e did!

Anyways, me old mate, oi got a ting er two fer ye. Furst up were dis new dessie dat we run inte at the Essex. Oi tink the captian were commandin' a gunboat, last we saw o' 'im. Seems the armed forces'll promote any ol' eejit, dough whoi dey sent dis wun inte dublin oi'll never know. We took care o' 'im easy enuff.



Den a bunch o' us runs inte sum eejit in a gunboat in Edinburgh. Oi troied te tell 'im, shure oi did. But dat eejit din wanna hear nuttin' frum me. 'e jus' kept yellin' "Molly get out!" at me. Shoite, dey be roight tick, te be shure!



Payment kin be made te [MR]BeanSidhe loike always.

Dara out.

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