Message to all traders!

[Tomtomrawr]

On Planet Baden Baden, retired RepEx transport pilot Brian Barnaby read the trader warning. A grin the size of his ego was spread across his face. He continued to read the message, the grin ever-increasing. Eventually his grin could grow no more, and he was only finished with the second paragraph.

Eventually he finished reading, and by then he had burst into a laughter so loud the entire beach crowd was staring at him, bewildered.

He summoned the bikini wearing waitress over and ordered a drink, something strong and would send him into a happy sleep.

Whilst he was waiting he read the message again, struggling to hold back his giggles. 'This guy has GOT to be high...' he thought to himself.

His drink arrive, and he downed it with one large gulp. And then he entered a deep sleep, the grin still spread across his face.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.