I can haz skype

[Kazinsal]

[8:29:03 PM] X?lgion: New skype sucks my swollen balls.
[8:29:12 PM] Saronsen: you should see a doctor
[8:29:21 PM] X?lgion: Already did.
[8:29:34 PM] X?lgion: He said I was lucky that I was holding the knife in my less dominant hand.
[8:30:44 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Hey folks
[8:30:55 PM] Saronsen: what about
[8:30:56 PM] Saronsen: a knife
[8:30:56 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Does anyone have any unused FL IDs?
[8:30:57 PM] Saronsen: ????????
[8:31:06 PM] X?lgion: Yeah
[8:31:09 PM] Saronsen: did you punch yourself in the balls or something?
[8:31:10 PM] X?lgion: How much you want for one?
[8:31:15 PM] X?lgion: No, I was trying to shave
[8:31:20 PM] X?lgion: With a knife.
[8:31:24 PM] X?lgion: And I slipped
[8:31:33 PM] Saronsen: with a knife
[8:31:39 PM] X?lgion: Yeah.
[8:31:43 PM] X?lgion: Why not?
[8:31:45 PM] Saronsen: you were shaving your jewel sack
[8:31:47 PM] Saronsen: with a knife
[8:31:52 PM] X?lgion: Didn't see why not.
[8:31:58 PM] X?lgion: You can cut rope with it
[8:32:10 PM] Saronsen: And flesh
[8:32:12 PM] Saronsen: and you know
[8:32:14 PM] Saronsen: castrate
[8:32:20 PM | Edited 8:32:31 PM] Iacomus (James): Who's stupid enough to take a blade to the thinnest flesh on their ****ing body?
[8:32:27 PM] X?lgion: (think)
[8:32:31 PM] Saronsen: actually
[8:32:36 PM] Saronsen: Xaelgion is
[8:32:46 PM] Saronsen: i can understand like
[8:32:49 PM] a fake name: well........... smooth balls DO feel good
[8:32:56 PM] Saronsen: modern razors
[8:32:58 PM] Saronsen: but something like a knife?
[8:33:01 PM] Saronsen: and dude
[8:33:04 PM] Saronsen: electric razor
[8:33:06 PM] a fake name: that said Ive never managed to cut mahself
[8:33:08 PM] Saronsen: half the time
[8:33:12 PM] Saronsen: you dont risk losing a nut or two
[8:33:20 PM] a fake name: ^
[8:33:20 PM] Saronsen: rub on some lotion, and it wont itch
[8:33:30 PM] a fake name: Rub on Icy Hot
[8:33:33 PM] Saronsen: NO
[8:33:35 PM] a fake name: it'll feel better
[8:33:36 PM] X?lgion: Well, they stopped swelling.
[8:33:40 PM] Saronsen: i hate it when i trim
[8:33:46 PM] Saronsen: and i forget to add lotion
[8:33:48 PM] Saronsen: ill spend hours
[8:33:48 PM] X?lgion: And are now just pulsing with blood.
[8:33:52 PM] Saronsen: SCRATCHSCRATCHSCRATCH
[8:33:56 PM] X?lgion: It feels very heated
[8:35:24 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): wait
[8:35:30 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): you ****tards were shaving your balls with a knife?
[8:35:34 PM] Saronsen: no
[8:35:35 PM] Saronsen: Xelgion is
[8:35:44 PM] X?lgion: There wasn't a razor around
[8:35:47 PM] X?lgion: And I almost finished it
[8:35:48 PM] a fake name: ****tard
[8:35:52 PM] Saronsen: THEN WAIT FOR ANOTHER TIME
[8:35:57 PM] Saronsen: my balls
[8:36:01 PM] Saronsen: would shrink into my gut
[8:36:04 PM] Saronsen: if a knife came near them
[8:36:08 PM] Saronsen: HOLY **** -shloop-
[8:36:14 PM] X?lgion: Eh my balls have been already damaged.
[8:36:20 PM] a fake name: X?lgion put Icy hot on them, it'll reduce the swelling.
[8:36:24 PM] Saronsen: Saronsen wants to have kids
[8:36:29 PM] X?lgion: Point Blanc from a soccer ball punt
[8:36:36 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): So, um, Xelg
[8:36:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): you cut your balls with a knife
[8:36:46 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): wtf?
[8:36:51 PM] X?lgion: Accidentally.
[8:36:55 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): How badly cut?
[8:36:56 PM] X?lgion: I am never touching one again
[8:36:58 PM] X?lgion: Not too bad
[8:37:02 PM] Saronsen: your balls or a knife
[8:37:04 PM] Saronsen: ololol
[8:37:07 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): LOL SARON
[8:37:14 PM] Saronsen: lolme
[8:37:16 PM] X?lgion: I was using my left hand, so it didn't cut that bad
[8:37:19 PM] X?lgion: but it HURT
[8:37:26 PM] Saronsen: No ****
[8:37:27 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): no ****
[8:37:30 PM] Saronsen: JINX
[8:37:32 PM] Saronsen: OWE ME A SODA
[8:37:32 PM] Saronsen: BITCH
[8:37:33 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ninja'd.
[8:37:43 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): find my IRC channel and my bot will give you a soda
[8:37:46 PM] a fake name: X?lgion Icy Hot will red uce the swellng
[8:38:00 PM | Edited 8:38:05 PM] Saronsen: it'd make you prefer
[8:38:12 PM] Saronsen: to punch yourself in the balls repeatedly
[8:38:15 PM] Saronsen: then have icy hot on it
[8:38:46 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): Xaelg: how much for that empty account?
[8:39:22 PM] a fake name: Saronesen, when I was in the army, I talked a guy that had just shaved his balls into using icy hot on em
[8:39:34 PM] a fake name: the screams were heaerd a few blocks away.
[8:39:39 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): lawl
[8:39:39 PM] Saronsen: no ****
[8:39:53 PM] Saronsen: icy hot sucks just to have /near/ the groin
[8:39:56 PM] X?lgion: The empty account is gonna be for me
[8:39:59 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): d'aww.
[8:40:00 PM] Saronsen: im not going to slather it on my nuts
[8:40:07 PM] X?lgion: And as for my balls, the swelling has stopped
[8:40:11 PM] a fake name: yeah, he was kinda ****ed up for a while
[8:40:12 PM] X?lgion: And they are normalizing
[8:40:15 PM] Saronsen: why the **** are we talking about his balls
[8:40:19 PM] Saronsen: i feel gay
[8:40:23 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): lol
[8:40:23 PM] X?lgion: But from now on, I choose Sissors.
[8:40:24 PM] Troy Martin (Kazinsal): ICHS
[8:40:26 PM | Edited 8:40:48 PM] Saronsen: i need to go drown myself in tentacle rape or something. With girls.
[8:40:28 PM] X?lgion: NUE
[8:40:49 PM] X?lgion: NOT ICHS
[8:40:58 PM] X?lgion: MY BALLS MUST REMAIN SECRET

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