DUST

[Pancakes]

.:Legs In A Fine Watermelon Juice:.

Joe sat on the beach where Milky Cream abandoned him. Joe didn't mind really, he was literally careless.
Some might argue and say that his carelessness was the result of his long time abuse by Milky Cream, others might claim this is the direct result of the fact that Joe was always a nobody, but they are mostly idiots. Joe was careless because Joe was a bodyless head, and it's a well known fact that bodyless heads are careless. They are excellent listeners, but totally, 100 percent, careless.

Milky Cream sat in his room. He thought about Joe, while his legs were in a bath of fine watermelon juice. Milky liked putting his legs in watermelon juice, though he did declare war on all watermelons. "Excellent food for thought" he mumbled to himself, while sitting in his room. Lately he have been hearing voices. Voice to be exact, he decided to call that voice "Beans".
"Kill him" Beans told Milky Cream
"I can't kill him, he's my father. Sort of."
"But you hate him!" Beans replied immediately after. Milky Cream shook his head, and left his room. He decided to retire to a life on a half spicy space melons. However since such thing did not exist, he decided to depart to Planet Leeds, it was close enough to a half spicy space melon. And it also lacked Watermelons. Milky hated Watermelons, they were Green on the outside and red in the inside, it gave him the creeps.

Joe continued to sit in the warm sand, he started to stink. Rotting was not fun business at all - it involved worms, large amounts of stink, scared raccoons and 3 goats. Goats are essential part in the process since without them, there would be no animal herd to argue for 8 days whether Joe is spicy or not. A very essential part indeed.

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