VIP's

[BaconSoda]

Well, this all depends on your interpretation of the situation. If you're within a close proximity to a friendly base, try and book it. You're a Yacht, and if you're smart, you'll have a Universal Armor VIII to double your armor. Twenty cargo is really worth that, don't you think? If you're in the middle of bloody nowhere, though, cry and scream for sympathy, give the pirate a counter offer, and look for the nearest LNS, HMS, RNC, or INK, and LN/LPI/LSF, BPA/BAF, KSP/KNF, or RFP/RM and hope to god that once they get there they can aim.

As someone who has only been successfully pirated once this version, I have to say that your best defense is your wit. The more you passively writhe around, the more of a chance you get of getting away. Never try to blatantly run until you are sure you can get away, else you're looking for the pirates to kill you. But, don't forget, a little action does really well for your customers.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.