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Woman! Ya got thas durn thang werkin yet? Oh. Never minet, ah got it werkin.
Thas hyars Mikhail Alestrom. Ah run Alestrom Enterprises. Ah down righ sorry ta hyar aboot yur captain, an iffin he's a frient a tha Congress, than he's a frient of mine. Ahm warmin up one a mah long range shooters an heatin out tha way fer a gander. Iffin ah sees anahthang, I'll be lettin ya know.
"Two things I know; Gravity sucks and Ion Storms blow. And that proves the universe is trying to kill us all" - Barren Waste, Captain of the Wasteland Wanderer
An approximation of my reaction when I see my next victim...er, these forums.