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[AJBeast]

[21:34:03] Jamie: I feel your pain Andre D:
[21:34:37] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: You just ate some ice cream real fast as well? Now that's a coincidence!
[21:34:57] Jamie: No it's just a telepathic mindshare link
[21:35:02] Petr (MarvinCZ): >.>
[21:35:11] Jamie: I hear a non believer:P
[21:35:45 | Removed 21:35:55] Jamie: This message has been removed.
[21:35:56] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Yes
[21:36:00] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Of course
[21:36:02] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: We are legion.
[21:36:06] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Indeed
[21:36:07 | Edited 21:36:16] Petr (MarvinCZ): Petr (MarvinCZ) acts like he didn't notice anything.
[21:36:15] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: We are one
[21:36:35] Petr (MarvinCZ): Aanyway, I had fun today...
I was playing with Long Range Shooting Simulator.
[21:36:55] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: So, sniper camp?
[21:36:59] Petr (MarvinCZ): I was learning stuff like mil, moa and using a range table ...
[21:37:06] Petr (MarvinCZ): well, just computer simulation:P
[21:37:17] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: And I'm back in my own skin again:D
[21:37:49] Petr (MarvinCZ): You were out of your skin?
[21:37:53] Jamie: Yus
[21:37:55] Petr (MarvinCZ): Nice trick!
[21:38:05] Jamie: Generally it kills the party
[21:39:05] Jamie: It really does
[21:39:35] Jamie: Yeah. Sort of, "Ta daaa!" "BLEEEURGH"
[21:39:49] Jamie: (you were suposed to play along, durr)
[21:40:13] Jamie: (didn't feel like it, derp derp)
[21:40:35] Jamie: (derpy derpy doo)
[21:40:46] Jamie: (onoz)
[21:41:02] Petr (MarvinCZ): this is the demmo of what I was playing with:
http://www.shooterready.com/lrsdemohi.html
[21:41:21] Petr (MarvinCZ): It also has short courses explaining the terms and techniques
[21:41:22] Jamie: Can't be bothered to open the link
[21:41:25] Petr (MarvinCZ)::)
[21:41:33] Jamie: Rawr, I'm Andre!:D
[21:41:37] Petr (MarvinCZ): no problem, if this doesn't interest you
[21:41:49] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Rawr, I'm me again
[21:41:51] Jamie: I'm just dragging my name through the mud
[21:42:04] Petr (MarvinCZ): UAAA!
[21:42:07] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast::D
[21:42:09] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Mind****
[21:42:13] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: When you see it, you'll **** bricks
[21:42:29] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: D:
[21:42:43] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: Yay me
[21:42:50] Jamie: Yay me
[21:42:59] Petr (MarvinCZ): Petr (MarvinCZ) tries to keep track.
[21:43:08] Jamie: Don't bother. Your brain will start crying
[21:43:18] Jamie: Take a guess who is who at the moment
[21:43:21] Petr (MarvinCZ): this was the real one...
[21:43:25] Petr (MarvinCZ): real jamie
[21:43:28] Jamie: Yuhuh
[21:43:40] Jamie: But there's two of us now:P
[21:44:01] Petr (MarvinCZ): the other one is just a fake:P
[21:44:12] Jamie: But is it? DUN DUN DUUU!
[21:44:13] Petr (MarvinCZ): I can see right through you.
[21:44:18] Jamie: Can't you see he is Andre
[21:44:25] Jamie: He has all of his regular manerisms
[21:44:35] Petr (MarvinCZ): shh, you're fake:P
[21:44:59] Petr (MarvinCZ): or am I?
[21:45:06] Petr (MarvinCZ): you are.
[21:45:17] Petr (MarvinCZ): uhmm...
[21:45:18] Petr (MarvinCZ): Who am I? Who are you?
[21:45:29] Petr (MarvinCZ): Now nobody knows...
[21:45:55] Jamie: Or do they?
[21:46:25] Petr (MarvinCZ): Who am I?
[21:46:27] Petr (MarvinCZ): Petr (MarvinCZ) is scared...
[21:46:31] Petr (MarvinCZ): I am all of us
[21:46:35] Petr (MarvinCZ): You are Legion?
[21:46:44] Petr (MarvinCZ): *We* are Legion
[21:46:49] Petr (MarvinCZ): Oh , yes, we are.
[21:47:31] Petr (MarvinCZ): Yeah, I think this was enough.
[21:47:44] Petr (MarvinCZ): Yeah
[21:47:52] Petr (MarvinCZ): Mmkay
[21:48:00] Jamie: Ye-ah
[21:48:14] Petr (MarvinCZ): Yay. I have a cult
[21:48:31] Jamie: Andre, for goodness sake, you heard the man. No more fooling around.
[21:48:38] Jamie: Really?
[21:48:38] Jamie: Shush
[21:48:45] Jamie: This is the real Jamie here
[21:48:48] Andr? Jord?o aka AJBeast: I'm back to myself again.
[21:48:50] Jamie: Doh
[21:49:12] Petr (MarvinCZ): Yeah, same here.
[21:49:48] Catduck man: But who the **** am I?
[21:49:57] Petr (MarvinCZ): Petr (MarvinCZ) quits
[21:50:52] Catduck man: You are I
[21:51:01] Petr (MarvinCZ): >.<
[21:51:05] Catduck man: I am half cat, half duck, half man
[21:51:11] Catduck man: So am I
[21:51:16] Petr (MarvinCZ): There's a lot of you.
[21:51:33] Manduck Cat: I know
[21:52:24] Petr (MarvinCZ): Huh.
[21:52:58] Catduck man: I see what you did there
[21:52:58] Manduck Cat: That's the normal reaction
[21:53:04 | Edited 21:53:10] Catman duck: Beat you to it:P
[21:53:23] Manduck Cat: I beat myself to what?
[21:53:25] Catman Duck: No you didn't...
[21:53:35] Catman duck: I'm already Catman Duck
[21:53:46] Catman Duck: Dibs on the left brain hemisphere.
[21:53:52] Catman duck: Mmkay
[21:53:54 | Edited 21:53:57] Catman duck: I want the central cortex
[21:54:03] Duckcat Man: Ok, ok.
[21:54:23] Catman duck: Oh, and the matrix (which, yes, is actually a part of the brain)
[21:55:44] Catman Duck: I don't want random adventurers strolling through our brain ;(
[21:56:02] Catman Duck: Our brain hurts
[21:56:11] Catman duck: Too many conflicts
[21:56:13] Catman Duck: But I just can't resist this ice cream we are eating
[21:56:21] Catman duck: DAMN JOO
[21:56:26 | Edited 21:56:31] Catman Duck: Is it a cream, really?
[21:56:41] Catman duck: ALL YOUR FAULT! I'M BECOMING ERRATICALLY ANGRY BECAUSE YOUR SIDE OF THE BRAIN IS OFF BALANCE NOW
[21:56:54] Catman duck: HENSE ANGRY CAPITALS!
[21:57:11] Catman Duck: Sure, sure ... let's take a chill pill.
[21:57:27] Catman duck: Don't take icecream with it
[21:57:44] Catman duck: By the way, the minute you pop those anti psychotics the doctor gave you, two of us die
[21:58:01] Jake (Thexare): but which two?
[21:58:02] Catman Duck: Damn, those aren't good odds
[21:58:08] Catman duck: Hopefully, those two
[21:58:17] Catman Duck: Hopefully the other two of us.
[21:58:21] Catman Duck: But what if they don't?
[21:58:28] Catman Duck: Then we remain us?
[21:58:36] Catman duck: Or, I die, and one of you dies
[21:58:38] Catman Duck: Or do we found we are not real?
[21:58:43] Catman duck: So, safer to not take the pills
[21:58:54] Catman Duck: Agreed.
[21:59:13] Catman Duck: Ye-eah. Does this count as an internal monolouge?
[21:59:48] Catman Duck: Well... maybe an internal trialogue?
[22:00:16] Catman Duck: Yeah, I think it does
[22:00:21] Catman Duck: Which one?
[22:00:29] Catman Duck: Trialogue
[22:00:34] Catman Duck: Oh, right
[22:00:41] Catman Duck: But are we essentially, one?
[22:00:53] Catman Duck: It's either a monologue or a trialogue
[22:00:55] Catman Duck: We choose
[22:00:57 | Edited 22:01:57] Catman Duck: Well, we're not really sure.
[22:01:09] Catman Duck: I don't think I'm you two really.
[22:01:10] Catman Duck: Well, we're all in the same brain...
[22:01:16] Catman Duck: You mean *we* are not really sure
[22:01:18] Catman Duck: That's a good point.
[22:01:22 | Edited 22:02:06] Catman Duck: Abit, devided...
[22:02:08] Catman Duck: I believe we should take another scoop of that ice cream. Who's with me?
[22:02:21 | Edited 22:02:22] Catman Duck: Please, no
[22:02:32] Catman Duck: I don't think my membranes can take another shock like that
[22:02:35] Catman Duck: I say we should.
[22:02:39] Catman Duck: Damn you
[22:02:40] Catman Duck: I'll hold it with the right hand...
[22:02:44] Catman Duck: Ok
[22:02:45] Catman Duck: It would only freeze you... or is that us? If it is us, then I ( or we) would not like it.
[22:03:03] Catman Duck: Well, brain freeze would affect all of us, amright?
[22:03:04] Catman Duck: Who cares about reason when it's ICE CREAM!
[22:03:12] Catman Duck: Quite true
[22:03:18] Catman Duck: Let's eat it then.
[22:03:23] Catman Duck: Oh dear
[22:03:29] Catman Duck: Ouch?
[22:03:38] Catman Duck: It's not my competence to process pain, so ...
[22:03:43] Catman Duck: Catman Duck flinches in preperation
[22:03:53] Catman Duck: Catman Duck eats the ice cream
[22:04:04] Catman Duck: Catman Duck flinches...
[22:04:11] Catman Duck: Damn tooth.
[22:04:11] Catman Duck: Catman Duck flinches
[22:04:19] Catman Duck: It's cold...
[22:04:28] Catman Duck: Yus
[22:04:51] Catman Duck: There's someone around here... and he's most definitely not us.
[22:05:02] Catman Duck: Well, it is not I ... or us....
[22:05:08] Catman Duck: Indeed
[22:05:15] Catman Duck: Can we see him?
[22:05:19] Catman Duck: I feel it reading our internal triolouge
[22:05:30] Catman Duck: If it is internal, how can he read it?
[22:05:36] Catman Duck: It isn't the damn doctor again, is he?
[22:05:37] Catman Duck: I have no idea
[22:05:39] Catman Duck: It is amongst us three... or is it us one ?
[22:05:43] Catman Duck: Oh god, I hate that man
[22:05:51] Catman Duck: Bloody doctors, always trying to kill two of us off
[22:05:58] Catman Duck: He looks like he could read right in our brain too...
[22:06:03] Catman Duck: Well, goodbye then. It was nice meeting us.
[22:06:17] Catman Duck: Wait a minute, something doesn't make sense here
[22:06:28] Catman Duck: Among other things...
[22:06:45] Catman Duck: Maybe ... one of us is a spy?
[22:06:48] Catman Duck: We are all completely seperate cognitive beings, inhabiting the hub of cognitive process, the brain, correct?
[22:06:57] Catman Duck: Correct
[22:07:04] Catman Duck: I ... think so
[22:07:16] Catman Duck: So, how can we have a cognitive process outside that which generates the cognitive process?
[22:07:28 | Edited 22:07:38] Catman Duck: A paradoxal process?
[22:07:37] Catman Duck: Quite possibly
[22:07:49] Catman Duck: I have a question ... it may be a bit late to ask, but is this brain even ours?
[22:07:55] Catman Duck: Err...
[22:08:05] Catman Duck: Oh dear
[22:08:06] Catman Duck: Does it matter?
[22:08:09] Catman Duck: The brain is us now.
[22:08:10] Catman Duck: Nope. Ours now
[22:08:13] Catman Duck: And we are the brain.
[22:08:16] Catman Duck: Well, it would explain the fellow stalking around.
[22:08:20] Catman Duck: Indeed, so we own it
[22:08:36 | Edited 22:08:47] Catman Duck: Well, if it's our cognitive processes that are flowing, then it is indeed ours.
[22:08:51] Catman Duck: That's the spirit.
[22:08:56] Catman Duck: Right. But if it isn't our brain, how did we ge... No more questions
[22:09:05] Catman Duck: We own the damn thing, lock stock and smoking barrel
[22:09:29] Catman Duck: So, who's up pizza?
[22:09:48] Catman Duck: I think we lost interest in food for now... That tooth really ached.
[22:09:57] Catman Duck: Pizza and ice cream? If we were not a brain we would be real fat.
[22:10:01] Catman Duck: Ye-eah. I suppose pizza doesn't mix with ice cream
[22:10:11] Catman Duck: Donuts?
[22:10:32] Catman Duck: Sure, why not. Not like we can get fat, being a brain and all...
[22:10:38] Catman Duck: Ideed
[22:11:11] Catman Duck: You know, if this internal trimolouge was to be published on some sort of IM program, I would pity the people reading through it
[22:11:47] Catman Duck: I mean, it might prompt their own psych to form it's own distinct flavour and hijack their own brain
[22:11:58] Catman Duck: That sounds like a brilliant idea
[22:12:01] Catman Duck: We sure are smart
[22:12:10] Catman Duck: Indeed... This will be like the Alpha code all over again
[22:12:19] Catman Duck: How did we even come up with such a deep thought?
[22:12:29 | Edited 22:12:36] Catman Duck: Right and left hemispheres, combine to make Body post this on the internet
[22:12:34] Catman Duck: We are three, but one. We are bound to think deep.
[22:12:52] Catman Duck: Who am I anyways? Left? Right?
[22:12:59] Catman Duck: I'm left.
[22:13:11 | Edited 22:13:13] Catman Duck: All I know is that I am a part of us.
[22:13:11] Catman Duck: I'm the central nervous connectives
[22:13:19] Catman Duck: So, you're right
[22:13:21] Catman Duck: Fine, I'll do it.
[22:13:27] Catman Duck: I'm glad we've got that sorted out
[22:14:05] Catman Duck: It is quite a long thought process we had here though
[22:14:12] Catman Duck: Should we use it all ?
[22:14:17] Catman Duck: Probably
[22:14:26] Catman Duck: We'll only forget otehrwise
[22:14:46] Catman Duck: Ok

Me, Jamie and Petr messing around. OLOL.