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The Joker
Offline The Joker
12-22-2009, 06:16 PM,
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[INCOMING TRANSMISSION]
[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION APPEARS]



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[font=Trebuchet Ms]Ok, jokeys, listen up!

As you can see, our meeting couldn't take place aboard the Asylum as usual, but I just can't risk to reveal it's location, so I'm sending you this communique. The Barrier sustained a lot damage due to [color=#9999FF]bombings of those commie-bastards.
Damnit! As you all already know, the most of our strippers/hookers/dancers are dead but the replacements are coming soon from Gallia. So keep it together and don't despair. The good news is that I already gotta a hell of a game in mind, muha-haha, hehe, ha-ha, ha.

I decided that first stage of my Inquisition will commence as of now! We shall call this operation... The Cossack's Doom. We'll hunt for those Reds wherever they hide. They'll infest the whole galaxy and we'll have no place to play if we don't start hunting now. I'm telling you, their spies are almost everywhere across the Sirius contemplating schemes and whatnot. I've heard even the Frenchies are among them. We'll surely have to question a lot of suspicious persons. Naturally, a lot of innocent people will get harmed along the way but, we never did care about that so why start now. Captured subjects will be interrogated aboard The Asylum and will go through series of special therapies I've came up with just for this operation.

Our workers/patients managed to repair our Pod B, and Pod C, where the bar use to be, will soon start with reconstruction from a scratch. I'll invest a lot of money into it to make sure it will be even better than before. In case you don't remember, I had intentions to host my show there but, it looks like I'll have to postpone it for now.

We have to be careful from now on in. Those damn party-rats! We'll have to tighten the security of Coronado in at least 10 K radius around Barrier so, in case you spot any suspicious boat floating around, shoot FIRST, ask questions LATER. We'll also increase our patrols in this area. That will surely minimize the threat of future commie invasions.

I curse the day when I used the color of red to paint my carved-up mouth. Now it's just too late to start using the different one. But we shall reveal them, all of them who are red from within. We shall crush their Party's efficiency under the iron laugh of my terrible jokes. They'll regret the day when Commies tried to trick us Clowns, and the day of our revenge will certainly be red for those bastards - it will be red 'cause I'll make them all bleed till they die and die again.

Haha, ha-ha, he-he, haha, haa! Laugh with me, my Thuggies, laugh with me! Aha-ha, ha-ha, hehe, haa!



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[HOLOGRAPHIC PROJECTION DISAPPEARS]
[END OF TRANSMISSION]

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The Joker - by The Joker - 10-21-2009, 12:16 PM
The Joker - by The Joker - 11-08-2009, 03:15 PM
The Joker - by The Joker - 12-01-2009, 02:47 AM
The Joker - by The Joker - 12-09-2009, 04:27 AM
The Joker - by The Joker - 12-16-2009, 11:17 AM
The Joker - by The Joker - 12-22-2009, 06:16 PM
The Joker - by The Joker - 03-03-2010, 11:06 AM
The Joker - by The Joker - 05-24-2010, 03:57 AM
The Joker - by The Joker - 09-05-2010, 11:56 PM
The Joker - by The Joker - 01-28-2011, 07:31 PM
The Joker - by The Joker - 04-27-2011, 06:54 AM
The Joker - by The Joker - 04-29-2011, 06:50 AM

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