Comm ID: Brakelatabasaasta
Transmit to: Brakelatabasaasta
Oh hey! Guess what? It's that time again! That time when I "dump" a "message" to "myself." Or maybe "my elf." I have been neglecting him... well, he can starve for a few more days, I suppose.
So! Continuing in the whimsical ways of whimsy-whim, we come to another...
CHAT LOG.
It started as any normal day would... with plenty of unpleasant pants-squishing... and all of a sudden, a friend appears!
He was talking to an out-house. Or a bow-caster. Walking carpets? I don't know. Some guy.
Canned.Air: Black Fighter, want to hear a story? Brakelatabasaasta: I do. Brakelatabasaasta: I love stories. Canned.Air: Once upon a time.. In New York.. There was a dead Outcast. Canned.Air: His name was Black Fighter. Brakelatabasaasta: Wow! Coincidence! Canned.Air: Let's make my story come true.
Then he started showing the guy a light-show. Meanwhile, A hunterdude came along and started asking questions. I answered.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Oh xeeenooo Tyler"Razor"Cage: Where ya at boy? Brakelatabasaasta: Nowhere. Brakelatabasaasta: Hush. Brakelatabasaasta: Leave him alone. Tyler"Razor"Cage: Was I talking to you.. Tyler"Razor"Cage: No I was not Brake Tyler"Razor"Cage: So be quiet Brakelatabasaasta: Yes. Brakelatabasaasta: Yes you were. Tyler"Razor"Cage: Talk back to me one more time.. Brakelatabasaasta: Okay. Hi! Tyler"Razor"Cage: -grinsl- Brakelatabasaasta: Mm... tasty grinsle. That like gristle? Tyler"Razor"Cage: Talk while you still can... Brakelatabasaasta: Talktalktalktalktalk!
He was kind of mean. So in return, I was kind of annoying! Eventually, though, he found the Xeenaman. The Xeenaman was still doing his light-show, though.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Ah, there you are boys... Canned.Air: Grr! Canned.Air: Haha!
Then he... left, or something...
Jolly.Roger: And off flies the xeno. Canned.Air: Just out of gun range.. Heh. Brakelatabasaasta: Bye-bye Xeenaman! Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs- Tyler"Razor"Cage: I dont think so... Canned.Air: Goodbye, Brakal.. La.. Bla.. Sta. Brakelatabasaasta: -sneezes-
Then he came back, and finished up his light-show. And by some strange coincidence, the outhouse blew up.
Death: Black_Fighter suffered a self inflicted catastrophic decompression. Canned.Air: Kabam.
Then the Xeenaman and the Hunterdude have a palaver. A short one.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: So, how have you been xeno.. Canned.Air: Good. Came out here for some space. Canned.Air: Now I'm being threatened. Canned.Air: But still a good day. Tyler"Razor"Cage: You should have stayed in your hole... Canned.Air: Hole? Canned.Air: I live in a rock.
Aaaaand... the Hunterdude started being even meaner. He was gonna hurt the Xeenaman! Lots of talky-talking.
Tyler"Razor"Cage: Back off police boy... Tyler"Razor"Cage: He is mine... Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta will protect this Xeenaman! He's my friend. Canned.Air: Aw. Canned.Air: I have a friend. Canned.Air: Braka-man, we'll go far together. Brakelatabasaasta: Yay! The power of friendship! Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs- Could you remove the civilian please.. Brakelatabasaasta: -cough- never. Tyler"Razor"Cage: Civilian please leave the area... Tyler"Razor"Cage: I don't like to repeat myself... Brakelatabasaasta: Nuh-uh! I protect my loved ones! Like a dog, or something. I dunno. Canned.Air: Well, I'd love to leave peacefully. Canned.Air: But the Bunter won't let me. Canned.Air: Braka-man, I think you're a bit outgunned here. Tyler"Razor"Cage: Civilian please leave the area, I wont say it again... Brakelatabasaasta: If you so much as tap this Xeenaman, you'll face the wrath of Bert the Starblazer! He's bad-tempered. Canned.Air: Let's try talking. LPI-Lance.Anderson[S]: Civilian fighter, leave now, or I can't ensure you will be safe ... Canned.Air: Braka-man, they're right. Brakelatabasaasta: Oh. Brakelatabasaasta: Well... Brakelatabasaasta: I can still try. Canned.Air: I'm sure we can settle this peacefully. Brakelatabasaasta: Peace! Yes! Like peaceful peace! Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs- Canned.Air: I'll just fly away to my rock. Canned.Air: Rock. Not hole. Canned.Air: Rock. Brakelatabasaasta: Oh! Oh oh! You live in a rockhouse? Brakelatabasaasta: I haven't been to rockhouse in years! Tyler"Razor"Cage: Fly away... Tyler"Razor"Cage: I'm affraid thats not an option... Canned.Air: ~Cough~ Well, then. Canned.Air: Police, if you would please stand back while I deal with this pompous Bunter? Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well.... Canned.Air: I'll take this away from the planet. Tyler"Razor"Cage: -coughs- Canned.Air: Follow the friendly Xeener! Brakelatabasaasta: Brakelatabasaasta follows to the ends of the Earth! Which already ended, but, y'know... whatever. Tyler"Razor"Cage: Make sure your guardian here is away xeno... Tyler"Razor"Cage: I do not kill civilians.. Canned.Air: Braka-man, step back. I can handle this fool. Tyler"Razor"Cage: We shall see.. Brakelatabasaasta: Ha! Well then, it might help to know that Brakelatabasaasta is no civilian! Brakelatabasaasta: I am a SUPER HERO. Brakelatabasaasta: Maybe. Canned.Air: Braka-man, I only need a pair of Justices to beat this one. Canned.Air: I don't need a hero. Tyler"Razor"Cage: Again...we shall see... Brakelatabasaasta: I can be an hero, if that helps... Brakelatabasaasta: But whatever works. Brakelatabasaasta: For the greatness of... something! Tyler"Razor"Cage: Seems the civilian will not move... Tyler"Razor"Cage: Nothing I can do....
Unfortunately, I moved. They wouldn't shut up about it...
Brakelatabasaasta: I'll sit by. Canned.Air: Thanks, Brak. Brakelatabasaasta: I won't fight, fine. But Bert's still angry. Canned.Air: Now, Bunter.. READY! Tyler"Razor"Cage: Thank you... Tyler"Razor"Cage: Please step away... Tyler"Razor"Cage: I mean fly away...
But they still wanted me to move further away from them. Maybe Bert smells bad. I don't know when I last gave him a bath...
Brakelatabasaasta: Aww... Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well then xeno, show me your best Canned.Air: Here I go! Brakelatabasaasta: Yeah! Xeenaman is the greatest! Woohoo! You can do it!
More light-showing! Meanwhile, a guy said some stuff.
(Merc)-UnleasheD: 1 mil on razor Brakelatabasaasta: Are you selling a Razormabob for a million credits there, mister not-on-a-leash?
But... I guess he wasn't. I need a new razormabob, anyway. I need to shave Bert's legs, and the last razor was too dull. Regardless, the show went on!
Brakelatabasaasta: Xee-na-man-guy! He's our hero! Gonna take the hunterdude down to zero! Alsatia: Oh dear.... Alsatia: Just what have you gotten yourself into Canned? Brakelatabasaasta: Canned.Xeenaman has gotten himself into GREAT JUSTICE! Brakelatabasaasta: I only pray that the justice isn't too great for him... Brakelatabasaasta: I pray to the Great Fish in the Sky.
But alas. The justice, it was indeed too great.
Death: Canned.Air was put out of action by Tyler"Razor"Cage (Mine). Canned.Air: Aah! Canned.Air: Damn mines! Brakelatabasaasta: NOOOO!!!! Tyler"Razor"Cage: -phew- Tyler"Razor"Cage: There we go.. Brakelatabasaasta: I'm sad and cold and alone now... Tyler"Razor"Cage: The xeno had heart.. Brakelatabasaasta: And you 'splowed him up! You monster! Tyler"Razor"Cage: Well, I have to get payed...
And I was sad.
...
And then something shiny appeared, and everything turned to rainbows! It was... kind of weird, though. I mean, have you ever tried flying a Bert-ship made out of a bunch of color-lights? I fell through the chair. I must not have believed in the rainbow...
And, as usual, I woke up in my dumpster home. The end!
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