Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[LancerZero]

Comm ID: Linus Koios
Location: Ames Research Station, Kepler System

Howdy there, Episkoperson! Seems Eris saw fit to send me on a li'l vacation from civilization to loosen the 'ole pineal in the wild. Boop! Didn't work too well, I feel more like a Caesar salad than ever, when I clearly prefer garden salads. No accounting for some folks' tastes!

Anyway, figure I'll try my hand at questioning those answers. Lessee how much info this dome leaked, shall we?

Temporary Autonomous Zone = What is any TAZ ship, house, tent, or other domicile carved from the biggest coffee bean on Gran Canaria? Does dirt count? Maybe I should keep dirt on the corridor floors, plant a garden.

Ontological Anarchy = What's a fancy way of saying "incomprehensibility, apply directly to your pineal"? But it's only really incomprehensible if you're silly enough to try to understand it. It's totally 100% sensibly comprehensible if you don't ever think about it. Ever.

Principia Discordia = What is the most wholly remarkable unremarked-on non-prophecy in the history of then-ever?

Celine's Laws = What is I have as much idea as I have a cat under my hat? She's obviously on my shoulder. Drawing a serious blank on this one. There's laws? Does it go something like 1. Be disorderly. 2. Rule #1 subject to change. 3. Disregard rules 1 and 2, and go bark at the nearest constable. 4. Use the jail cell bars as a xylophone. Rinse and repeat. 5. Actually, don't repeat. Just rinse. You're dirty.

Now, let's see how I did!

Principia Discordia = Dunno, think I might've been too narrow.

Ontological Anarchy = Think I was close.

Principia Discordia = Maybe?

Celine's Laws = I was WAAAY off.

I knew I shouldn't have trusted Kali to meow the questions in backwards Morse...and in Esperanto. Darn cat! Sometimes I'd swear she's got a mind of her own. But, I'll hold the tuna fish...after all, I'm not the one questioning the answers, which happen to be questions.

Also, Mal, I recall a wee convo we had not long before my shipwreck, and I wanna elaborate: 'course I don't buy it! Not wholesale. But there's a bit of truth in lots of things...and the truth in this, which I think I neglected to mention, is to never take anything too seriously. Bad for the globe and shrivels the pineal!

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