The Interstellar Lottery Union (ILU)

[Tomtomrawr]

The Interstellar Lottery Union is proud to present this $200,000,000 jackpot, which is sponsored by Tomtom Neural Nets! Getting you to where you need to go since 664 A.S.

[color=#33FF33]Saving up funds for over two years, seven individual lottery hosters, from the four lawful Houses, have cobbled enough funds together to ask for a ticket price of $10,000,000 each! But a price well worth paying for, for one lucky soul will get to go home with the whole $200,000,000 prize cache, with no strings attached! You will also receive a free Tomtom Neural Net package, complete with upgrades to both your ship and your personal receiving unit.

All you have to do to apply for however many tickets you want is to send your money to InterS.Lottery.Union.01 and respond to this communication with your name, and evidence proving that you have sent the money (//screenshot), and we will issue you a number of your choice (between 1-160) and put you on the board for a chance to win that $200,000,000!

Current Board of entries:

Notes: Two weeks from now the lottery will commence. If required funds ($200,000,000+) are not met in entry tickets we will issue refunds for all who entered. If we are not provided with an image proving that you did enter the lottery we can not give you a refund, and that is of no fault of our own. Interstellar Lottery Union holds the right to call off the lottery at any point and issue refunds to all who entered the lottery. If all goes according to plan, a second lottery will be hosted with the money earned from this one, and so on and so forth.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.