The Uli Rouge

[Eppy]

Willows mind began ticking. A rather explosive ticking.

Oh, come on. the voice chuckled. What are you planning to do with those?

Willow ignored it, flipping open his comm device and encrypting the transmission.

"Control, this is Willow. We may have a problem."

"Go ahead, Willow."

"Apparently, there are several large warships in orbit, one of which is supposedly packing more than enough power to scourge this rock without our help. I may need to take them down. Ask the Don for three Antimatter Scourges and the Nucleodisruptodispersive Torpedo."

"The what?"

"New weapons system. Ridiculously expensive, but guarunteed to slag anything, up to and including a large star."

"Oooh boy."

"Also, get at least five Dreadnaughts and as many cruisers as we can spare on standby. We may need to throw secrecy and just vaporize everything."

"Anything else we should know?"

"This is getting very big, as in Dom Kavosh big, but even more fun."

"Right. Control out."

Nucleodisruptodispersive? You like big words. At least you're learning to trust me. What brilliance.

Shut up.

So what does this little machine of yours do, imbecile?

I don't know how it works, but it's supposed to be able to mow down anything. Bastard.

This should be amusing. Pyromaniac.

I like big explosions. Snotrag.

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Quick comment - we thought that Panzer was the Leader, Swift. -Agmen

Which Dreadnought was that?

One of your nine.