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[Elsdragon]

[7:36:01 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): Join synth Foods
[7:36:05 PM] Zachary (Zapp): If you do you can go to hell, and no.
[7:36:10 PM] Xanthian: ok.. ok "USED MOTOR OIL!:
[7:36:10 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Join the LPI you bastard.
[7:36:17 PM] Zachary (Zapp)::P
[7:36:19 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): THE HYPNOTOAD COMMANDS YOU
[7:36:23 PM] Zachary (Zapp): No, seriously
[7:36:25 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): WE MAKE YOUR DONUTS
[7:36:26 PM] Zachary (Zapp): 1. Don't have disco installed
[7:36:30 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): Yeah, I know
[7:36:36 PM] Zachary (Zapp): 2. Don't even have any char slots open if I wanted to join
[7:36:40 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): 3. You dont
[7:36:46 PM] Zachary (Zapp): 4. Your mom's a whore.
[7:36:59 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): mmmmm
[7:37:01 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): Incesty
[7:37:05 PM] Xanthian: Hey! He's loves his mom..
[7:37:12 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl
[7:37:13 PM] Xanthian: and for $20 so can you!
[7:37:18 PM] Zachary (Zapp): EWW APPARENTLY HE LOVES HER TOO MUCH
[7:37:23 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Psh
[7:37:31 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Chris's mom is so cheap, she takes Monopoly money.
[7:37:55 PM] Xanthian: That is not because she is cheap, that is because she is blind
[7:37:59 PM] Xanthian: to many money shots
[7:38:06 PM | Edited 7:38:17 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Which is why she got with his "dad", apparently
[7:38:12 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Didn't realize it was a chick attached to that dick.
[7:38:31 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): How do you know I am human at all and not a super secret cyborg Ai thing?
[7:38:32 PM] Zachary (Zapp): An ugly man-chick, at that.
[7:38:39 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): YOU DONT!
[7:38:41 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): MUAHAHAHAHAH
[7:38:44 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Cuz I birthed you.
[7:38:51 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Your mom came to me in her hour of need
[7:39:01 PM] Xanthian: because you...are a not being very super sercret?
[7:39:02 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): You f***ed DARPANET?
[7:39:03 PM] Zachary (Zapp): I tried not to get any AIDS on me as I pulled you out like a roast too long in the oven
[7:39:17 PM] Zachary (Zapp): Thanks to a HAZMAT suit I was successful.
[7:39:38 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): " Zapp: So Much win, he can F*** the internet"
[7:40:59 PM] Zachary (Zapp): This is ICHS material.
[7:41:04 PM] Zachary (Zapp): If I could open firefox, you'd be pwned Chris.
[7:41:04 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): Yes it is
[7:41:10 PM] Chris(Elsdragon): Ill ICHS it for you
[7:41:20 PM] Zachary (Zapp): lol.
[7:41:34 PM] Zachary (Zapp): WHY WON'T PHOTOSHOP INSTALL FASTER GAH
[7:41:46 PM] Zachary (Zapp): I'm gonna go get something to eat.
[7:41:55 PM] shazbot111: You need to buy this first:
[7:42:03 PM] shazbot111: [7:33 PM] shazbot111: Synth Inc. Multi-Phase Accelerated Pwn Cannon, Revision 2.41 Mk. III Type CX.

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