Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Aeon]

Connor McTavish here, applying for membership in the Temporary Autonomous Zoners organization.

For your questionnaire:

1] The Eristic Principle is one apparent disorder. A school yard at recess time is an example. Children running everywhere and playing, but underlying this are the unwritten laws of the school yard which keep children [mostly] playing nice.

2] The Aneristic Principle is one of apparent order. A classroom of children 'hard' at work doing math worksheets is an example. The children appear quiet, but within, you know they long be unleashed upon the teacher to do as they wish; fingers glued to tables, permanent black markers, gum in the hair, tacks on the chair, broken chalk in the air, paper everywhere. You cannot have order without disorder, likewise you cannot have disorder without order as both are dependent on the other.

3] Scrip is any form of substitute for currency which is not legal tender and is a type of credit. Flaxscrip is the discordian way of saying, 'We're special, we don't need your money.'

4] I don't know what you're talking about so I'll just say 'yes.' Shortest treatise ever.

5] Chuck Norris can non-prophet any non-prophet with his roundhouse kick.

Hope this is acceptable. Cheers!