AUDIO RECORDS - Surveillance Camera 14, Hallway G-7459, Sector J, Zhukovsky Station
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Commissar-Lt. Vicenta Gonzalez: Is this the bomb? Maintenance Officer Boris Tomoslav: Da. (pause) Gonzalez: It looks like some poor person will be glad to have his portable music player back. Did the bomb squad have a look at it? Tomoslav: Da, they said negative. I thought, "Negative! Is not good! We should call Provost." (pause) Gonzalez: ...You [REDACTED]. Negative means it ISN'T a bomb! Tomoslav: Is not bomb? Gonzalez: No, estupido! Subversive music, maybe, but not a bomb! You ever waste my time like this again, I will personally smack you so hard in the cabeza you'll be eating through a straw for the rest of your life! (retreating footsteps)
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