Captain Apache

[Primitive]

[color=#000000]Chapter three : Getting a crew

Before we start our little search for our crew I went to a bar and got drunk as hell. Drinking all the shiny I had in my pocket at the moment. So I`ve made my way to Mr.Waits, my first officer.

Captain Apache: * Coming drunk as hell smelling on every liquor they had in bar* Mr.Waits let`s start this quest of ours, where are all those spacedogs ?
Mr.Waits: Captain we are opening our recruitment table we already got bunch of people waiting.
Captain Apache: Aye Mr.Waits now let them come to us.

I was so drunk I could barely see anything but I saw bunch of filthy criminals coming to our way, searching for a hope, for a better life, something that they need to find in their life and surely can`t find it here.

Captain Apache: Ahoy fellow, so what can ye say about yerself to make ye worthy for our crew ?
First applicant: Well as I`ve heard Captain Apache you are a honorable man and I wish to serve in your command
Captain Apache: Honorable ? Hahahah get lost fool, you have no idea who are you talking with.
Captain Apache: Mr.Waits send me a next idiot
Mr.Waits: Aye captain
Second applicant:*drunker than Apache himself coming to the table* Well captain I`ve heard you like drinking, and I like drinking too, and hell I am a great pilot as I`ve heard you are in need of one.
Captain Apache: *getting his hands in the air with two fingers up* Well whats yer name and how many finger do ye see ?
Second applicant: Name is Becket sir and I don`t see any fingers.
Captain Apache: Ye are in boy, get ready to make yer way tommorow.
Becket: Aye captain

As I was almost passed out of alchocol I saw a familiar figure walking towards me.

Captain Apache: Uhhh I know ye , I think.

Person jumps on him giving him a long romantic kiss than smacking him with fist.

Sonya: Jack you bastard, I haven`t seen you since you disapeard from Bretonia.
Captain Apache: Sonya? I can`t believe it, you are still alive, how did you manage to end up here ?
Sonya:Well soo called Captain Apache, I will tell you all about it later, so I heard you are recruiting crewmen ?
Captain Apache: Yer on it woman, get yer stuff and put it on that beautiful ship of mine.
Sonya: So you`ve got yourself a nice ship Jack, and you are pissed drunk as always.
Captain Apache: No need to be harsh darling , we will talk later.
Sonya: *In sarcastic voice* Aye captain

I can`t believe I just saw that woman, well we will see in the morning is she real or am I drunk too much. Damn hot girl haven`t seen her since the war.

Mr.Waits: What was that captain ?
Captain Apache: Nevermind Mr.Waits send me the next idiot
Mr.Waits: Aye we have this strange looking guy who said he is lane hacker.
Captain Apache: Well that might me useful, send him
Third applicant: Captain Apache I am going to be brief, I am man who needs quick hideout and someone to trust, I can hack any lane and any encrypted file, I wish to be aboard of your ship.
Captain Apache: Uhhh mmmm well why not, whats yer name son ?
Third applicant: Name is Hobart Look sir.
Captain Apache: Son welcome aboard the Black Urizen
Look: Thank you sir, I shall bring my stuff.

I am very pleased with these bastards I`ve got for me crew well I need to check do I need anyone else.

Captain Apache: Mr.Waits do we need anymore men, as we got ourselves a pilot and weapons officer, and belive me she is a good one.
Mr.Waits: We need an engineer captain
Captain Apache: Bugger, well send next idiot
Mr.Waits: Aye
Forth Applicant:*guy smelling on H fuel comes in front of captain* Good evening sir, I have to excuse myself for being this messed up.
Captain Apache: I already like you, whats yer story morning glory ? Hahahaha
Fourth applicant: Sir my last captain threw me of the ship because I made some engine dust and had fun watching police officer getting pissed at us.
Captain Apache: Hahaha I love it, yer aboard, whats yer name son ?
Fourth applicant: Name is Dusty Pete sir.
Captain Apache: Well Dusty Pete grab yer stuff and get on that ship.
Dusty Pete : Aye captain thank you.

I think I have enough man now to make my way, I will check it with Mr.Waits.

Captain Apache: Mr.Waits do we now have everyone we need ?
Mr.Waits: Aye captain
Captain Apache: Show them around ship and we are going to get us some shiny tommorow.
Mr.Waits: Where are you going captain?
Captain Apache: Well Mr.Waits: I am going to get drunk then probably sleep on floor of the ship.
Mr.Waits: Good idea captain I shall introduce new crewmen with ship.
Captain Apache: Aye do that

As Mr.Waits left to hangar where our ship was docked I went to bartender and started drinking again. I don`t remember what happened until morning. But it was damn good time.