Who the Bleep are the TAZ?

[Yaoquizque]

Hello, i'm Tau_Ceti_Central.
I would like to join the Temporary Autonomous Zoners because your amulets are made of alcohol.

1) What is the "Eristic Principle"?
It involves sausages. Lots of them. Then you make a man with them. The next step in the evolution is reached.
Eristic principle starts when you make an army of sausage men and start to conquer the entire universe.
It ends when the sausage men realize mankind is fruited up, and needs a reset.

2) What is the "Aneristic Principle"?
It's the opposite of Erotic; Errh i mean Eristic principle. Sooo it's when you make a man made of salad? am i right?

3) What is the geneolagy of the Discordian use of "Flaxscrip" as a form of legal tender?

The gene elegy of Flaxscrip :
Flaxscrip was a bear, because his parents were bears. And he wasn't happy cause he had a fail name.
So he became a discordian kid, wearing discordian clothes, listening to discordian music.

His schoolmates in bear school weren't happy either, cause, you know, discordian is not cool.

You are this bear.
And your gene roots hired a lawyer to make you stop being a discordian kid. But you don't want to stop being a discordian kid. Oh what to do.
the only solution was to set up a firm offering discordian stuffs, in order to pay your lawyer, and win some money.
This answers the question i guess.

4) What is a "Trick Top Hat"? Present a treatise on which two branches of Science and/or Metaphysics it
Uhoh? Seems i need to explain the Schrodinger Epen story.

So Schrodinger was a mad scientist, experimenting new ways to have sex.
When he puts his Epen in a box, it may be up and down at the same time.
And he cannot know whether it's up or down.

Statistics tell it should be more down than up, but Fluid dynamics state when put in a box, it should be up.
On the other hand the content of the box is 99% made of void. So we could say the thing could be up AND down, or in another state, called "Take_some_cardamine_and_twist_your_titties".

In the end, Schrodinger had to face the sad, harsh reality :
- If no one can see his Epen, does it make a sound when it falls after woodcutters wearing ears protections cut it?
- Is the emperor naked?
- Is it allowed to eat cheese and die?

The conclusion of this treatise can be sumarized in this simple statement : No u.

5) List five Discordian non-Prophets.

- Your mom : You know why.
- A1n : Because ain.
- A crab with a powerclaw : You wouldn't mess with a crab using powerclaws. So he can be whatever he wants.
- The shrike : He's not a prophet, and he likes to rape. Match the definition.
- The_Joker : coz' batman.

I greatly hope i answered all your questions. If some need more explanations, don't hesitate to reach me via private comms. I'm always happy to enlight people.

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