The Leaky Pilsner

[Yngen]

The Botany Bay eases into bay 2 of Beaumont Base. Her captain and first mate disembark chatting idly and head for the bar.

Billy: "Tex, you sure we should be selling arms to the IMG? I mean, they're almost at war with the Outcasts now aren't they?"

Tex: "You let me worry about that boah. Figgerin the boatloads of cardi we ship inta Liberty they can't really complain."

Billy: "So when are you gonna let me fly the Collector? You've been babying over it for a week now."

Tex: "It still ain't ready. Some fine toonin to do to it."

Billy: "Did you have to make it so ugly?"

Tex: "Shuddup, if ah wasn't in such a good mood I'd beat you like you momma used tah!"

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