ADMINS Sightings Bureau (ASB)

[Adam Peacecraft]

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[Comm ID: =LSF=Squints.McClintock]
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[Comm Destination: ASB monitored frequencies]

The Liberty Security Force denies any knowledge of these so-called A.D.M.I.N.s.

We definitely do not believe in any deities that control the universe. If anyone claims to have seen one of these beings, they are obviously crazy.

We also are definitely not spending vast amounts of Liberty tax credits on analyzing these beings and searching for a method to capture one for further study.

We most certainly are not now or ever will be in the middle of constructing a prototype Merkabah-class vessel, coined LSFC-ABRAXAS, which will attempt to contain these beings and allow us to study them in a laboratory environment, thereby enabling us to analyze and reproduce their metaphysical powers to create an unstoppable force of Shiva-class ships which will conquer the galaxy for Liberty and sweep away anything that resists like the biblical flood cast from the serpent's mouth of old.



Yes, we're definitely not doing any of that...

Big Brother is watching you.

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*puts on fedora and trenchcoat* Now I know what sort of community you really are. *walks off into the rain*