Transmission to: SCRA
Comm ID: Grand Admiral McIntosh
Comrades, it has come to my attention that members of the Glorious Revolution have been exhibiting strange and counter-revolutionary behaviour. This concerns me, and anything that concerns me should really concern you
I dont think that I have to remind you that all members of the Revolution, from the highest Admiral to the lowest recruit, are subject at all times to the will of the commissariat. I, of course, am the titular and very real commander of that force, as I am of every facet of the glorious revolution, and I will not tolerate this!
Any member, from this point forward, who exhibits behaviour or voices opinions counter to the revolution, shall be summarily executed. Any officer of the coalition who places his own livelihood above the good of the revolution shall be executed. Any soldier who is believed by his superiors to be an agent of the enemy, to harbour the ideals and propagandas of the foe, or to display anything other than his best in the defeat of the capitalist dogs, shall be put down like the cowardly scum he is.
I am not in the habit of giving warnings, but for some reason today I am feeling lenient. This is your only warning.
As a token of my regards for those scum within our midst, I am making Captain Totenkopt, Commander of the Recon Squadron, a Commissar, in addition to his other duities. Recon Squadron shall become the instrument through which he observes you, and the instruments of your destruction, should you fail. Do not fail.
Jack Handey Wrote:I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.