Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland Message Dump

[Tomtomrawr]

PRIORITY: [color=#33CC00]High
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
TO: MDCC
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Report, 01.02.818

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Yesterday ve received ein report about Joker forces in New Berlin, so ve (mein self, Direktor Hildebrandt and Wachmann Meyer) investigated the scene in our Mjolnirs.. Ve found ze Joker vith several of his thugs and ein Hessian Gunship engaging a Rheinwehr Wraith. After some brief vords ve engaged ze Hessian Gunship, and ze Joker ordered ze attack.

Ze Gunship fled through the gate and ve vere unable to vollow, so ve vere stuck vith the Joker and his thugs. All seemed vell at first, but as ze battle progressed it seemed more and more fruitless. Wachmann Meyer had ship troubles, due to zome damage during training, and had to return to base. Ze Joker, in his Kusari Exploration ship, managed to take down ein Rheinwehr Cruiser! However, I have reason to believe ze Cruiser vas illegal.

Ze remaining Rheinwehr ships were picked off until only mein self and Direktor Hildebrandt remained. Ein RHA Falcata also arrived and joined ze Joker. Soon after zat, mein Mjolnir vas destroyed and I vas forced to eject.

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