Comm ID: Adm. Yuri Striatov
Message to: SCRA
Location: Zvezdny Gorodok, Omega-52
Well, well.
So I am reading the squadron reports the other day, and I figured I'd count all the kills that you have made in the past few weeks. Quite funnily I ran out of fingers to count them on on the first page. The head comms officer on the Moon Base made a bet with me a week ago that none of our new recruits will be able to bring in a single kill this month, and I am pleased to tell you that that fat bastard lost the bet.
In other words: Outstanding work, comrades. I am proud of you. Carry on performing like this, and I will likely be signing a number of promotion papers in short order.
But under no circumstances should you rest on your laurels. Only capitalist pigs rest before their work is done, and we do not abide by that kind of vermin. I hope my message is clear as sunlight.
