Daemon Steele continued to read his magazine. As he was getting to a particularly interesting article about "The applications of Communism in everyday physical activities" he heard a call from the secretary.
"Alright, one of you get to Captain Alvarez's office immediately. Don't keep him waiting."
Daemon realized this was his chance and he immediately stood up and proceeded to the Captains office. Upon reaching the door he calmly breathed in and out. Once he had his cool he entered the room, saluted and stood at attention before introducing himself.
"Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Daemon Steele Captain of the wreck that was once the Ironic Gentleman. Lost to a Naval Dreadnought in an encounter in the Pennsylvania Helium Fields."
Daemon stood at attention and and prepared himself for the barrage of questions that were to follow.