Breaking news!

[Donutman]

Incoming transmission.
Location: Fort Bush, New York System
Comm ID: LPI Lieutenant Joe Smith
To: Breaking News reporting center

Oh dear lord.

Not another one of those "AAAA NAVY CORRUPTION HALP!" Story things. Now, I don't deny the navy can do some gorramn wierd stuff sometimes, but really, when you come up with these conspiracy theory's, at least make them original.

PS: Ya can't really tell the LSF they don't have a right to do anything. They're the LSF. They can do whatever the heck they want. They want a giant block of cheese put in orbit of Manhattan, they can do it.

*Transmission End*

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This thread is so stupid that a bird sitting on a nearby tree just EXPLODED.