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From: New Scotland Yard: Commander Lucy Silsbury
To: Serena Kithe
Subject: Phantom Threats

Unfortunately for me it appears that this has shifted from department to department and this morning it appeared on my ‘To Do’ list.
I labeled it “Send cutting and derogative reply to delusional and unintelligent terrorist” and put it at the bottom of my priorities.

Your transmission was jammed very early on, MI5 reviewed it and deemed it not a threat and tasked a response. However if neither MI5, the BAF, The Chief Commissioner of the BPA or any of the Superintendants will deal with this then it falls to me to inform you where you went wrong.

Firstly: No. No we have not heard any tales of men and women being kidnapped and tortured.

Leeds has been the industrial powerhouse of Bretonia for scores of years and as such has become rife with pollution. This is because every square inch has been built on.
Even if there was space for these ‘Woods’ that you say abductees appear in, it would be impossible for any plant life to flourish.

Secondly, the government has nothing to do with the capture of enemies of the Empire.
The BPA have full control there.
And to your slight on the efficiency of said government, you are not at will to speculate having only been in contact with the self inflated and hopelessly inept assistant secretary to the private secretary to the permanent under secretary of state for the Foreign Office… Miss Lafiel Tarrant, a foolish girl whose words and actions count for nothing.

So we have asserted a few things here.

A. You are fool
B. This threat is meaningless and without foundation
C. We will not give you ANY information on your terrorist father
D. You are a terribly misinformed fool
E. You are done wasting my time

Have you considered that your father asked for protective custody in order to maintain distance between himself and his dull, unimaginative and embarrassing offspring?

Please, in order to save me more paperwork, make sure your next threat has more substance. That way it may be dealt with higher up in the Chain of Command.

Good day

Commander Lucy Silsbury MBE, Bretonia Police Authority

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