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From: New Scotland Yard: Commander Lucy Silsbury
To: Serena Kithe
Subject: Ignorance

This is becoming rather annoying. I am a busy woman with stuff to do.
Almost all of your communiqu?s have been dealt with by the BAF sending a resounding No to any of your requests or threats.

Here at the hub I am presented with two people, both of similar appearance, name, desires and intelligence (or lack thereof) and I am hard pressed to tell the difference. Although I may look at the reply for a laugh I do not and will not familiarize myself with either of you until you pose anywhere near as much of a threat as the current organizations I am dealing with.

I am curious as to how you expect us to take you seriously if we constantly have to refer to reports to tell you apart! I would, in your shoes, consider a name change by E-pol.
I must say, in a year with the BPA I have not heard of either of your exploits. The exploits of your father/husband/relative were before my time and indeed the closest the Kithe family have got to being a problem was sitting and talking to Lafiel Tarrant.
This could only be problematic by her endangering herself but no, you left, and we all carried on.

I also fail to see how you could kidnap the maids of The Admiralty, drown them in oil and then put the bodies in the rooms of their employers!
The houses of such important people are not just guarded by a locked door, if you could manage such a feat it would be quite impressive not to mention almost impossible.

Reading your explanation for these woods that you continue to insist exist; I assume you mean the bio-domes to provide the inhabitants with food and recreation. Again it would be quite a feat to steal a person and then insert them into a Bio-dome among the few trees that grow there.
They hardly constitute a wood Mrs. Kithe.

Now, I do not expect you to understand the intricacies of a police officer,( I do not wish to make your underpowered head hurt), but an officer in the BPA will only devote so much time to a pointless exercise before moving onto something of more substance.
I will reiterate what I said before.

Come back when you have something more substantial, this story has so many holes in it that it could be a container of washers!

Now. Both of you are done wasting my time.

Good Night

Commander Lucy Silsbury MBE, Bretonia Police Authority


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