Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

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[source......................John Evens]
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'Day chaps, ' was told this could be of interest for those who missed that event so I'm leaving a note here.

So I was loitering as usual along that bloody Holman Outpost lane. For hours but you know, I'm used to it. Oh well, I was slowly running out of beer and the neuralTV net was fading because of the ion storm to come, but hey, s#$~* happens, that's part of the life as a privateer. For now time is @$%# long out there, but maybe one day I'll get my hand on a nice shipment of kusarian holobands intended to the ?*?* sushi eaters waiting their time to suicide on Leeds on the Nagasaki. You know, movies with those fine &?#* ladies doing naughty st... whatever, I'm sure that you admiral don't care about that.

So I was along that lane, reading an unusual amount of distress beacons : Bragan, Woodrow, Tensdale... all from the Leeds system, when I received a call from one of yours, I think 't was that young Lieutenant flying a paladin. He was shouting stuffes like "John we needs backup here now !" and "they're closing in !" so I told him "what the $@#? are you talking about ?" and he just sent me this :

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Yes, you get it. 3 bloody kusarian battleships bombing Leeds, transponder KIS-Ein, Katashi and Zhong Kui. Yeah, I feel sorry guys, I think I must ' ve been asleep when they flew through the lane I was supposed to watch. But hey, if I intercepted them in Tau 31 you would never had your sport, right ?

So I said something like "Holy #%$ ! Don't wet your pants lad, I gonna kick their a... so hard they'll regret to ever have poped out their $*#?% mothers !" and set course to Leeds. I soon joined commander Jones' battlegroup channel, already counting DSS Mithras and Orpheus, that Dha Piruna mandalorian, HMS Docey and the Kent itself. Quite good pilots I must say, by the time I reached Leeds KIS-Ein was already down. I was told that the kusarian battalion leader ordered it to retreat but the commander didn't listen. Bloody kusarian. But retreat from what ?

At the end of the Edimburg lane I understood what it was about : those *#?% idiots did charge right into the Derby and Kent line ! But after all, they already challenged Leeds without any escort for their precious capital ships. So why they wouldn't do it %*# ?$*^ 'til the end ? Hell, the punition was as gigantic as their mistake, for all salary of their arrogance the Katashi received a good rain of snac, mortar, novas and anything that we could throw at them. It didn't last long before the second battleship turned to space dust :

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I must say, even that plasma and tachyon storm made sense, as SNAC shots were rather well synchronised. It seems that after all you train well your grunts, admiral.

The third one was a bit smarter than the two others and tried to run back, but too late. We shove a good shipment of novas right in the Zhong Kui's *#% so that the sheer amount of metal was enough to make it blow. The load itself gave a nice firework nonetheless.

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Ah ah ! Victory is mine - eeuh I mean, ours ! Nice work, hey ? Did you notice that a reporter was present ? With luck Sally will have nice pictures of me from the TV ! Bah you know, I like that chick but I hate when she call me the very moment I try to be stealth for a bit. So she keep spamming my mailbox, that *??%# lass never understands, and in the end I send her really scarse news because she's really *?#%. I like the quietness in Tau 31. When you BAFies aren't slaughtering each other with the KNF. But sorry admiral, ' think you don't really care, hu ?

Oh, and I forgot to mention that important KNF personel have been rescued during the loot phase. So that the MI6 can have it's own party.

Well, time 's for me now to get back my icefield. Oh wait no, I think it's time for booze and cheap girls. You should send some to your troops in MacDuff, they really need something to cheers up. It's really dull, boring and all there. For my part I'll have my good time in New London. Do you know the Frisky Betty ? It's a ?#%* of a place, if you have spare time join me there and I'll tell you the rest.

Buaarrharrhar, just kidding admiral ! Take care of you and your chaps, they did well today.

Evens out.

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