Bazooka Joe

[Zapp]

From an early age, Bazooka Joe hated things. He hated robots. He hated goody two-shoes. He hated kittens. And puppies. And he especially hated everyone who told him what to do. So he waited and plotted and finally graduated high school before he got the guts to kill everyone like he had wanted to.

So he thought some more, but couldn't find a job in an office building so he could go on a shooting spree there.

So he thought some more and then just shrugged and figured he'd go and play some games on the neural net.

Then Bazooka Joe got restless and ate some waffles. The company that made the waffles was having a sweepstakes one lucky winner would win a grand prize of... a Starflier! Wouldnt you know it that Bazooka Joe got the winning box? So he claimed his prize and wondered what he'd do with such an awesome vessel of terrible power.

Then he ate some more waffles because he was still hungry.

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