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[Wolfs Ghost]

[6:07:49 PM] Elfdrake: *the bullet makes this sound " You have lost the game"*
[6:08:02 PM] Curt Remmert: You typed it, so you lost it first
[6:08:07 PM] Elfdrake: what game
[6:08:21 PM] Curt Remmert: That game you said I lost.
[6:08:29 PM] Curt Remmert: I have no idea what the game it
[6:08:33 PM] Elfdrake: how do I lose a game I have never played?
[6:08:47 PM] Curt Remmert: What game is this?
[6:09:04 PM] Elfdrake: I have no idea
[6:09:07 PM] Elfdrake: Do you remeber?
[6:10:59 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): What game are you talking about?
[6:11:07 PM] Curt Remmert: You tell me man
[6:11:07 PM] Elfdrake: I have no idea
[6:11:12 PM] Elfdrake: no one can remeber
[6:11:17 PM] Elfdrake: reminds me of orwell
[6:11:24 PM] Elfdrake: the mutability of the past and all that
[6:11:26 PM] Curt Remmert: It's that crappy game called real life, right?
[6:11:33 PM] Curt Remmert: Where you have to work?
[6:11:48 PM] Curt Remmert: And the tutorial is 18+ years long of playtime?
[6:12:23 PM] Dieter: Birth School Work Death
[6:12:37 PM] Curt Remmert: It's a **** game. I want my money back
[6:12:40 PM] Curt Remmert: Or a trainer.
[6:12:42 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): [6:12:23 PM] Dieter: Birth School Freelancer Work Death
[6:12:47 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): There we go.
[6:12:50 PM] Dieter: yeah
[6:13:04 PM] Elfdrake: And afterlife. but thats conjecture. No one can talk out of it....
[6:13:12 PM] Curt Remmert: That's the expansion pack
[6:13:22 PM] Curt Remmert: Have to finish the main quest of dying first.
[6:13:28 PM] Curt Remmert: How anti climatic is that?
[6:13:29 PM] Dieter: That's the expansion packLOL'ed
[6:13:31 PM] Curt Remmert: The goal is to die
[6:13:54 PM] Elfdrake: but you have to die well......if you kill yourself, you get deleted
[6:15:03 PM] Elfdrake: Furthermore, the games got like, a permanent Hardcore mode on!
[6:15:20 PM] Curt Remmert: The saves are in ****ty locations
[6:15:26 PM] Curt Remmert: Like, when you die.
[6:15:31 PM] Curt Remmert: That's it.
[6:16:47 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): and all the monsters/creatures are bosses.
[6:17:09 PM] Curt Remmert: Your boss is the hardest boss in the game.
[6:17:31 PM] Austin Goodmen (Murphy): Which is just before the ending of the game, yet you can never win it..
[6:17:38 PM] Elfdrake: And the "thermite in Crayon wax" only gets you arreste!
[6:17:45 PM] Curt Remmert: The boss always ****s you over
[6:18:49 PM] Elfdrake: I found a way to stop him
[6:18:57 PM] Curt Remmert: How
[6:19:16 PM | Edited 6:19:22 PM] Elfdrake: Politics. you must **** him over in turn, untill he gets so frustrated the throws himself down an elevator shaft

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