Insanity

[Boss]

I did not want to hang around to have the wrath of my mother descend on my shoulders, and so I took my leave of Magellan and headed for Liberty. The Customs officials were, well, officious, and I was well pleased to be through with that stage. I began to frequent the bars on Pittsburgh. On one particularly memorable occasion, a Junker brought in a load of scrap, and with him, a particular odor of an ale I knew I had to sample. He took me to Rochester, a base deep in the scrap field behind Manhattan.

I will freely admit I performed a number of slightly imbecilic stunts while at Cambridge, not the least of which involved entering the staff mainframe and setting a random number generator to govern class assignments. Suffice to say that there were more than a few extremely perturbed professors of history that attempted to teach a class on economics, or gynecologists teaching astronavigation. I removed the offending code before I was caught. Incidentally, this was the term I had social studies.