To: Police Commissioner Douglas Palmer

[BaconSoda]

Incoming Transmission...
Origin: The Hub, New London
Subject: The Snark

Hello madam,

First off, I would like to say that the affairs of both your father and the MI5 are none of my business. In fact, I try and spend most of my time not thinking about either of those things, the latter in particular. If the MI5 want some cooperation, we will do our best to assist with what knowledge we have, but, this is likely very similar to their files and this doesn't often happen.

But, your story seems to be lacking context. What exactly was happening which prompted such a ghastly response from my Commander? I admit that I am rather astonished that such an utterance was made. If the situation was made clear, it would be much easier to discern what type of disciplinary action would be administered.

However, the fact that a lady of your stature would pursue such a petty complaint with such vigor does you little honour as well. It appears that our commander has rather offended your status, and now you feel rather threatened. Instead of pursuing her demotion so frivolously, it might be more prudent to simply continue your, no doubt, removed lifestyle.

At the moment, the complaint will be received and a proper course will be followed, pending investigation into what has actually occurred.

Good day,
~Police Commissioner Douglas Palmer

Transmission Closed...

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.