The Buccaneers Bay

[Donutman]

Jack walked over to where Thomas was watching the fight.

"'Ello Thomas, haven't seen you in space fer a while. Guess we just head out at different times. Got bloody unlucky today, all I got was Stoat, the Bunter."

Jack took a swallow of 'Sair Rum before continuing.

"Anyways, I'm bloody cornered. No way the Bounty can put up a fight with his bloody bomber, so I "surrender" and he'll "escort me back to Leeds". Tried ta make it out in the lane, but he went in right behind me, so he came out when I did 'bout 7 klicks from Leeds."

He paused to watch some more of the fight, then continued.

"So he tells me to proceed ta Leeds on Impulse. Since he failed ta specify the speed, I told Scotty ta head out as slow as the engines can go. This gets him pretty sore, so he tells me he'll scrag me if I don't hurry it up. So he figures the Derby will make short work of the Bounty when we finaly get there."

"Reminds me, I gotta buy a drink for Scotty later, he can fly the Bounty like a bloody Starflyer."

"Obviously he underestimated Scotty's flyin' skills, we dodge every shot from the battleship, and put in place some prototype technology I found on a military Con-Trans I pulled a few weeks back. Hard fight for it, but bloody worth it."

"I'm talkin' bout some bloody atmo-entry shields. That means I can land on a planet - without the docking ring. So we rocket through the atmo and land in that chopshop and hanger thing we got in the Sector NE-13 underlevels. No way the even best Bunter who ever lived could find us down there."

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