Rheinland Federal Polizei Promotions

[Tomtomrawr]

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ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Inspekteur der Polizei Otto Putzkanner
SOURCE: Nibelung Polizei Plaza, Planet New Berlin
SUBJECT: Congratulations to ze new Polizeidirektor

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Zis ist ein official bulletin from Nibelung Polizei Plaza.

Ze Rheinland Federal Polizei ist currently extremely understaffed. And, to put it frankly, ve have only vone pilot who has stayed vith us all ze vay: Wachmann Otto Hildebrandt. I do not know vhy you have yet to be promoted beyond zat rank. If I had been in charge from ze beginning, you vould be an Oberst by now. But, I am going vone step beyond that. You, Otto Hildebrandt, are now vone of ze three new Polizeidirektor's. Your responsibilities to ze Polizei just shot up, mein freund. Zat ist, if you vish to accept zis promotion?

You may have noticed how my accent continues to change. I choose at my pleasure which to use for which communication.

I hope you accept zis promotion Otto. Ze Polizei ist in desperate need of more like you.

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