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[Silver.2]

This was a very funny conversation, that spans multiple (mostly retarded) topics. The first message is cut off, but you get the gist of it

h sweet, our indies are rushing for hacker turrets now
[7:36:13 AM] Dovali: Ah, you saw that too?
[7:36:39 AM] Dovali: I saw them planning it yesterday. It has something to do with an SOB's turrets
[7:36:54 AM] Dovali: They were envious, or something like that
[7:37:05 AM] elven12: I'll try to control those turrets
[7:37:11 AM] elven12: I'm in LH~:P
[7:37:35 AM] Dovali: Please, for goodness sake, keep themaway from them
[7:37:55 AM] elven12: why?
[7:37:56 AM] elven12::D
[7:38:00 AM] RAMKE: Do they have level 7-5 turrets?
[7:38:16 AM] RAMKE: I'm amazed if they are
[7:38:19 AM] elven12: dunn worry, I highly doubt Moriarty will allow anybody to use LH tech
[7:38:46 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Indies never give a ****
[7:38:51 AM] Dovali: They cant aim straight in the first place. Giving them something better will doom us all
[7:39:03 AM] elven12::D
[7:39:15 AM] elven12: "LOL I HAZ LH TURRET U DUNN"
"BUBAI TNX"
[7:39:20 AM] RAMKE: Junker Barrager turrets 'pwn'
[7:39:50 AM] Dovali: One actually managed to put down my hull to 50% when one of them was just shooting randomly, in all directions
[7:39:58 AM] Dovali: it was on my fighter, but still
[7:40:05 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Never as much as Starbeam turrets pwn
[7:40:08 AM] Dovali: that's f'n retarded
[7:40:14 AM] Dovali: not starbeams
[7:40:15 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Just don't give the LH turrets to indies, simple
[7:40:28 AM] RAMKE: Shadow, whats the hull dmg and refire for those crappy starbeams, then?
[7:40:31 AM] Dave(Ceoran): the spyglass is limited and the according turrets should be too
[7:40:46 AM] Dovali: YES. (thank you)
[7:40:58 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): 14/7 with 8 refire
[7:41:01 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): NOTHING beats that.
[7:41:04 AM] RAMKE: erhm
[7:41:05 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Not even SNAC on steroids.
[7:41:06 AM] RAMKE: explain more
[7:41:08 AM] RAMKE: 147?
[7:41:15 AM] RAMKE: BWAHAHAHA
[7:41:22 AM] RAMKE: 460 with 5 refire
[7:41:27 AM] RAMKE: 560*
[7:41:38 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): 14 hull, 7 shield, 8 refire
[7:41:41 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Nothing beats dis.
[7:41:49 AM] RAMKE: No, tahts phailure
[7:42:26 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): That's an overpowered win
[7:42:31 AM] Dave(Ceoran): I managed to dodge a ****load of cannonballs just to snac one of these things later <.<
[7:42:35 AM | Edited 7:42:44 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): They are effin 14 times morepowerful as a Mining Laser
[7:42:49 AM] RAMKE: Ima can beat you with mining lasers
[7:42:50 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
[7:43:06 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): You cannot
[7:43:08 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): No one can
[7:43:08 AM] Dave(Ceoran): mining laser are 2/2, not 1
[7:43:11 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): W/e.
[7:43:15 AM] Dave(Ceoran)::P
[7:43:19 AM] RAMKE: Yeah, mining lasers pwn against capships
[7:43:20 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Still overpowered by a few times.
[7:43:31 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Nothing kills something tiny that lags 30k.
[7:43:40 AM] Dave(Ceoran): flak
[7:43:47 AM] RAMKE: Right
[7:43:52 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Nope, doesn't work either
[7:43:52 AM] RAMKE: anybody know where Puerto Rico is?
[7:43:52 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): I tried
[7:43:57 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): 14 flak BS failed
[7:44:06 AM] Dovali: I know where it is
[7:44:12 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Seth did that san francisco vs starfleas event, right? I wonder if he considered to do it with flaks too ;D
[7:44:28 AM] Dovali: I have an idea
[7:44:38 AM] RAMKE: Congratulatiosn
[7:44:39 AM] Dovali: We get a million starfleas
[7:44:49 AM] Dave(Ceoran): texas, lane to hudson, half the way out and then roughly 30-40k west
[7:44:49 AM] RAMKE: I gota better idea
[7:44:53 AM] elven12: anybody know where Puerto Rico is?in Liberty, jhs to Texas and remote system
[7:45:03 AM] Dovali: we aim the towards that BS in front of erie
[7:45:06 AM] Dovali: they fire
[7:45:11 AM] RAMKE: Lets restrict Starfleas ONLY to Outcasts, all get em, and invade Corsair space
[7:45:16 AM | Edited 7:45:24 AM] RAMKE: They will never stand a chance
[7:45:26 AM] Dovali: and we see how long it takes the fleas to die
[7:45:28 AM] Dave(Ceoran): server will fail with good numbers
[7:45:36 AM] Dave(Ceoran): and then we will have won
[7:45:50 AM] RAMKE: Imagine 20 starfleas fighting against a bomber
[7:45:52 AM] RAMKE: WHO WINS?
[7:45:55 AM] Dave(Ceoran): alright, back to RL stuff if I want to make it for the event
[7:46:11 AM] Dave(Ceoran): bomber, CD them to death
[7:46:18 AM] elven12: lol
[7:46:24 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): He'll need ~5 CDs per starflier
[7:46:25 AM] Dovali: Imagine 20 starfleas fighting against a bomberDA FLEAS
[7:46:26 AM] elven12: 2 nukes = -20 starflaaaz
[7:46:34 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Therefore
[7:46:38 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Bomber will run out of CDs
[7:46:43 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): And some fleas will remain
[7:46:55 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): And nooks, ZnOs eat them for breakfast
[7:47:06 AM] RAMKE: Wonder if 100 starfleas would beat 10 fighters
[7:47:30 AM] Dave(Ceoran): dual-missile fighters
[7:47:38 AM] Dovali: The fighters' hulls would be eaten away by the lolwutness
[7:47:38 AM] Dave(Ceoran): you will need 2 to take down the fleas
[7:48:09 AM] RAMKE: Lets try?
[7:48:14 AM] RAMKE: All get an Starflea
[7:48:19 AM] RAMKE: and attack NY O_o
[7:48:32 AM] Dovali: Eh?
[7:48:33 AM] Vitaly ([Shadow]): Did that
[7:48:34 AM] Dave(Ceoran): NY already has been overrun several time
[7:48:36 AM] RAMKE: That would compete against Jarek's evil plan
[7:48:36 AM] Dave(Ceoran): s
[7:48:39 AM] Dave(Ceoran): it gets boring
[7:49:04 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Liberty is defeated. RP-wise
[7:49:13 AM] RAMKE: What if.. starfleas could mount torpedoes
[7:49:15 AM | Edited 7:49:33 AM] Dave(Ceoran): you can enter any system and shout "OLOLOLOLOLOL"
[7:49:20 AM] Dave(Ceoran): and won't get shot or reported
[7:49:36 AM] RAMKE: 100 Torpedofleas versus an House?
[7:49:37 AM] Dovali: if starfleas could mount torps
[7:49:40 AM] Dovali: hhmm...
[7:49:54 AM | Edited 7:50:00 AM] Dave(Ceoran): nova-fleas!:D
[7:50:00 AM | Edited 7:50:22 AM] Dovali: then there'd be roving swarms of xenos which eat anything they touch
[7:50:14 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Xenos suck <.<
[7:50:17 AM] RAMKE: 100 Torpedo-fleas versus 10 BS, who wins?
[7:50:23 AM] Dave(Ceoran): their Id shouldn't be public available
[7:50:37 AM] Dave(Ceoran): 100 novas should eat a bs
[7:50:52 AM] RAMKE: 100 novas hitting 1 target at the same time
[7:50:54 AM] elven12: Xenos dunn suxx.
[7:50:56 AM] RAMKE: massive overload
[7:51:09 AM] Dave(Ceoran): screamer-mines before
[7:51:27 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Oh yes, they do.
[7:51:48 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Everytime I meet a Xeno I can count the seconds until I'm blown
[7:51:51 AM] Dave(Ceoran): blue-message-whores
[7:51:58 AM] RAMKE: Oh, btw
[7:52:00 AM] RAMKE: i have an question
[7:52:05 AM] RAMKE: is NY safe to smuggle to ROchester?
[7:52:07 AM] RAMKE: atm
[7:52:26 AM] Dave(Ceoran): as long as you don't meet a Xeno
[7:52:33 AM] Dave(Ceoran): or a random lol-lns ^.-
[7:52:37 AM] RAMKE: Unless i give them cardi
[7:52:56 AM] RAMKE: '
[7:53:10 AM] RAMKE: Wish we could bribe any LSF/LN/LPI with cardamine
[7:53:28 AM] elven12: LPI isn't problem I think
[7:53:33 AM] elven12: LPI- I mean
[7:53:42 AM] elven12: if they're RPing good, of course
[7:53:54 AM] RAMKE: I doubt they would ever accept bribes
[7:54:05 AM] RAMKE: Gallic police are RP-corrupted
[7:54:07 AM] RAMKE: they would
[7:54:07 AM] Dovali: Of donuts, maybe
[7:54:08 AM] elven12: LPI- can
[7:54:13 AM] elven12: nah
[7:54:21 AM] elven12: all are corrupted:P
[7:54:34 AM] RAMKE: Can anyone give me a 5 gunboat escort?
[7:54:40 AM] elven12: O_O"
[7:54:40 AM] elven12: no.
[7:54:41 AM] Dovali: LPI's like donuts. We just get a million donuts, and take over liberty
[7:54:52 AM] elven12: take over LPI*
[7:54:54 AM] RAMKE: Dovali, lets start baking
[7:55:02 AM] Dovali: YAY!
[7:55:25 AM] RAMKE: The evil Outcast conquest of Liberty - DONUTS!
[7:55:32 AM] Dovali: Oh wait
[7:55:36 AM] Dovali: you FRY donuts
[7:55:40 AM] Dovali: I think
[7:55:45 AM] RAMKE: you cook them
[7:55:47 AM] RAMKE: in an oven
[7:56:09 AM] Dovali: Er...well, lets do both, to be sure
[7:56:11 AM] elven12: Cardi-donuts!
[7:56:23 AM] Dovali: Methinks that's a good idea!
[7:56:25 AM] RAMKE: Lets sell cardi donuts
[7:56:27 AM] RAMKE: to LN
[7:56:30 AM] RAMKE: LH*
[7:56:42 AM] Dave(Ceoran): I want a 101st pilgrim invasion on NY, now
[7:56:45 AM] RAMKE: And junkers
[7:56:51 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Farming NPC bs in front of Manhattan
[7:56:59 AM] RAMKE: Who has Cardi smugglers
[7:57:00 AM] Dave(Ceoran): and selling Fleet Admirals as slaves O_o
[7:57:18 AM] RAMKE: Nobody?
[7:57:19 AM] RAMKE: sigh
[7:57:34 AM] elven12: sigh
[7:57:49 AM] RAMKE: Do you even HAVE traders
[7:57:56 AM] Dave(Ceoran): I stopped smuggling back in .84, always the same run is just boring
[7:58:10 AM | Edited 7:58:38 AM] RAMKE: Thats why pirates are fun
[7:58:16 AM] RAMKE: JUST PAWN THEM WITH TURRETS
[7:58:39 AM] Dave(Ceoran): I have my Samura traders, wanted to try the GMG miner against another transport on occassion
[7:59:01 AM] Dovali: I found phase two of our donut plan
[7:59:02 AM | Edited 7:59:11 AM] RAMKE: My goal was getting a lux. liner like Shetland
[7:59:05 AM | Removed 7:59:17 AM] RAMKE: This message has been removed.
[7:59:15 AM] Dave(Ceoran): I don't believe you
[7:59:20 AM] Dave(Ceoran): that typo was intended
[7:59:27 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Admit it
[7:59:28 AM] Dovali: OK, so...
[7:59:37 AM] RAMKE: Whut typo
[7:59:48 AM] Dovali: when the LPI die from too many donuts (and too much cardi)
[7:59:55 AM] Dave(Ceoran): you know which one (doh)
[8:00:01 AM] RAMKE: No >:o
[8:00:14 AM] Dave(Ceoran): cardi-donuts?
[8:00:19 AM] RAMKE: yeah
[8:00:21 AM] Dovali: Yeah
[8:00:28 AM] RAMKE: Lets sell em to Rogues, LH, Junkers, Zoners
[8:00:34 AM] Dovali: then the corsairs come (they're cannibals, you knoe)
[8:00:44 AM] Dovali: and get high on cardi!
[8:00:54 AM] Dovali: then we deprive them of it, and they die
[8:00:55 AM] RAMKE: Yeah, and rape all the female cardi-donut sellers
[8:00:57 AM] RAMKE: then eat them
[8:01:25 AM] RAMKE: Oh, btw
[8:01:26 AM] RAMKE: i'm not sure
[8:01:31 AM] Dovali: So, we destroy 2 powers
[8:01:35 AM] RAMKE: Are the Corsairs really cannibals? by Discovery stories
[8:01:48 AM] elven12: nah
[8:01:59 AM] Dovali: they WERE
[8:02:00 AM] RAMKE: Sadface
[8:02:02 AM] elven12: after getting on Crete they had big hunger
[8:02:08 AM] RAMKE: I wish babies would eat theire moms
[8:02:09 AM] Dovali: and some RP they still do
[8:02:12 AM] elven12: Crete haven't got much food
[8:02:27 AM] Dave(Ceoran): well, yes, they -were-, but aren't no more
[8:02:44 AM] elven12: so they needed to eat smth
the best men sacrifisied themselves for others living
all corsairs now are celebrating that day
[8:02:46 AM] RAMKE: I'm amazed those guys even HAVE 'slaves'
[8:02:47 AM] RAMKE: as players
[8:02:48 AM] Dave(Ceoran): those telling they still do are either joking about it or are retarded
[8:03:14 AM] Dave(Ceoran): Corsairs aren't starving, Zoners are making big money with feeding them
[8:03:22 AM] RAMKE: I got an idea
[8:03:25 AM] RAMKE: Lets blow up the Zoners
[8:03:27 AM] Dave(Ceoran): blow the zoners?
[8:03:29 AM] Dave(Ceoran): I'm in
[8:03:33 AM] Dave(Ceoran): at least for Cam
[8:03:53 AM] Dovali: Im not sure that's what he meant
[8:03:59 AM] RAMKE: Who wants to go kamikaze into their bases with nuclear devices
[8:04:28 AM] Dovali: Not me!
[8:04:42 AM] RAMKE: Not me either
[8:04:47 AM] RAMKE: That leaves only YOU.
[8:05:02 AM] Dovali: Not me! Dave!
[8:05:08 AM] Dovali: Dave must go!
[8:05:21 AM] RAMKE: Yeah its for the motherla.... Malta